Men, does your brain hate you?

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Am I the only one here who agreed...?

care to go boozing, elok?

No, so did I. I had much fun reading your post, Elok. It doesn't happen anymore (as I'm in stable relationship), but remembering back, this describes what I thought frequently. Good read!
I just wonder whether you too are one of that guys whose mind, just to be mean, thinks about something sexual in exact those situations where you certainly CANNOT need it - i.e. being naked where someone can see you. I had that a lot too, but it too got better.

[Timexwatch]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III


as I'm in stable relationship

As a side note, is she una Sevillana? If so, lucky you. Count your lucky stars she's not Catalan (the best looking women in Spain congregate in Seville and Marbella).

[Ben Kenobi]

Thanks elok!

I often see a former girlfriend and her current boyfriend and now I can't help but think of them together!

Y'all should be tarred and feathered.

I'm not saying all girls, but alot of them somehow think that exes and current boyfriends in the same room is somehow a good idea. This also applies to guys that like them

Denise is rather fond of this actually, which doesn't do either me, or her current boyfriend any good. The first one to break loses!

The only good thing is that he's in the same boat as me.

[Elok]

Well, no, Wern, in my case it's essentially limited to the situation described.

Sorry, Ben. If it's any consolation, UR and Boris have been offering three six-packs and a sandwich to anybody who can effectively place you in a state of eternal torment, so at least one of us gets some good out of this.

EDIT: Grammar

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Timexwatch
As a side note, is she una Sevillana? If so, lucky you. Count your lucky stars she's not Catalan (the best looking women in Spain congregate in Seville and Marbella).

No, she's "Grazian". In town, we always keep telling foreigners that Napoleon elogued Graz (after having it conquered by force) to have the most beautiful women in Europe. But this is a fairy tale - both the beauty of our women (with my g/f being an exception of course) and Napoleon having claimed it.

[C0ckney]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
I've always tried to keep ex girlfriends and current ones completely apart from each other.

I think to pretend that "we can all be mature about this" is a bad idea.

good advice ted

a group of exs together is bad enough, because they will inevitably get round to talking about what a c*nt you are, but they all think you're a c*nt to start with so it's not that big a deal. but when your bird who actually still likes you is there, and hears all about what a c*nt you are, then things can go downhill very rapidly...

[monolith94]

Where's the option for 'no, and I'm a guy'?

[Elok]

I figured "no, or at least not that bad," since I addressed the question to men, who are 99% of the polylation anyway. Maybe I should have had two options for "no, I'm a guy" and "yes, but not that bad," but I'd already selected six as the number of options and I'm lazy.

[Ben Kenobi]

Sorry, Ben. If it's any consolation, UR and Boris have been offering three six-packs and a sandwich to anybody who can effectively place you in a state of eternal torment, so at least one of us gets some good out of this.

That's all?

I'm surprised they haven't raised the bounty.

And thanks again for that image.

[Elok]

You're welcome, Ben. Now, whatever you do, DON'T think of the phrase, "maybe they're having a threesome with my dad."

There, I thought I'd make it up to you by forestalling a future tragedy.