mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[bipolarbear]

ooc- sorry, i got off on sort of a dennis miller rant/john mcenroe tantrum

Mexico to China
China will
-f**ck off
-leave Mother Mexico the hell alone
-quit trying to justify enslaving Mexico to China
-Quit "investing in Latin American interests"which are actually your own
-Quit trying to crush Mexico's economy in hopes of improving your own

Mexico will
-Continue to live happliy and in peace WITHOUT so much as a peep from Imperialist, Fascist China.

Mexioc rejects China's plan for the indenturement(did i spell that right?) of Mother Mexico. Mexican Chinese conflicts have gone on too lng, and are a waste of time for all involved. Mexico will offer a treaty.
Mexico and China both fogive and forget, and go their seperate ways. Those are the terms. Mexico has already signed this, and spproved it mexico only needs CHina's agreement to this treaty, to reach the peace that we all crave. If China truly values peace, then China will sign this.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to the UNITED NATIONS:
As the Mexican delegate has proven my point, that Mexico is in fact a psychotic dictatorship, I will continue to stand by my words.
However....I will offer a new peace deal.

MEXICO WILL:
-Disband it's military
-Place it's educational resources under international protection
-Place it's nation under international military protection
-Pay all involved nations the sum of $10MIL for reconstruction.
-Open it's markets freely to the Chinese people

CHINA WILL:
-Invest in the Mexican healthcare and education systems
-Rebuild any damaged civilian infrastructure
-Invest in Latin American interests.

[Nubclear]

OOC:
Um...can you PARAGRAPH that please?

[bipolarbear]

[QUOTE]We require these monetary resources in order to help the Chinese people after all they have sacraficed in order to neutralize the Mexican military.
Already we have seen it's military blitz into Latin America, attempting to take all it can find! Only after action was taken did they restore independance to the nations, but the leader of Mexico is a madman.
Already he killed many Chinese citizens in an attempt to worship aztec gods, and that itself is a casus belli! Yet then he invades innocent nations?[QUOTE/]
By that same logic, Mexico should be reimbursed for our peace mission in Latin America. Of course only after action was taken was this so called "independence" restored. How are my people independent under your warmongering puppet governments?
The "madman" you refer to was crucified upside, among many other things that take to long to list and to read. To ATTACK Mexico because of our peaceful mission is to ATTACK the veryfabric upon which the United Nations Rests. PEACE. Because declaring war isn't really promoting peace now is it? You purposefuly destroyed Mexico's Military, Infrastructure, and education systems. We liberated the citizens of corrupt, and crumbling regimes to give the ma better opportuinty in the country of theri choosing. Mother Mexico! You sought to leave our country in economic, and social ruins...in the name of peace. That is not condusive to peace. SAVING people from a corrupt and falling govt. whose corruption only seems to get bigger on the horizon, that is in the name of Peace. You have shown yourself to be if anything- ANTI PEACE! continuing warmongering, and unfair bullying of Mexico over alleged events, whose existence can be easily called into question. You threaten us with war, and destruction of our great system! ANd you say that that promotes peace? Mexico has sent a Chinese Dictionary to the Chinese govt. that has the definition of Chines written in big bold red letters, and highlighted, with a bookmark for the page that bears this definition. China makes reference to the slaughter of Chinese citizens in Mother Mexico. These events have never been confirmed. Your citizens simply never returned to China from Mexico. Is it possible, that the glory of the Mxican Empire has spread so far West that it has reached your own showres, and your citizens can no longer ignore its beckoning of a beter life with peace justice, glory, and the principles of a just, and effective communistic nation? Chinese citizens were executed during Mexico's short lived "Aztec Phase". Mexico will restate for what feels like the tenth time, that these slayings were comitted by a remote group of religious fanatics, and NOT NOT NOT the glorious govt. of Mother Mexico. Thus, Mother mexico has caught you lying to the UN. China cannot be trusted, Mexico hasn't proven itself to be the best when it comes to diplomacy with its neighbors, but at least we can admit ot our actions, and the wwrong in that. China pursues arguments in which they have been proven wrong multiple times. China should have to help rebuild Mexico's economy, infrastructure, and education system, seeing as how their goal was to visciously, and sadistically destroy Mexico for the Hell of it. This behavior has been shown to be a patern in this broken nation, and Mexico reccomends that its leader be forced to sit in the corner, and that collectively, the nation of China seek psychiatric help. and It is also not your right to determine what is just n our taxing of our people. We leave you alone, and we only expect the same from you.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to RUSSIA:
Of what do you speak? China is, of course, willing to work with the Russian Federation in any joint venture it may propose, yet we have not come to you ourselves?
As you know, China has a very large population, even larger than yours! By cleaning up these sources, we could also spend less in the import of these resources and we could also begin spending on research and development

CHINA to RUSSIA (Secret):
We both know your economy is completly dependant on international oil prices.

CHINA to the UN:
While the Russians attempt to distract you from the true point (that being China destroying the Mexican military), we will respond.
Latin America will be better off in all ways. The Mexican economy will be destroyed by its rampant spending, but furthermore if people desire independance then they should have it.
Russia itself would be better off within the Chinese empire however I doubt they are willing.
However the Mexican military must be destroyed and Mexico placed under international protection in order to protect the peoples of Latin America from Mexicos crazy ruler.

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to China :

Excellent! We would applaud such a move and welcome any contributions you could make. We and the French are ourselves nearing such solutions. With better and chepaer fuels, our people could spend less money on heating and transportation and invest more into other worthy areas. We're sure the rest of the world would benefit as well. Our economy, for example, could add more capital and workers to our applied research and manufacturing sectors and become more competitive in those markets. By all means, go ahead.


Russia to UN :

China made a decision to attack Mexico, for reasons which their demands show to have been less than pure. They have accomplished the freeing of Lating America (though whether Latin America will actually be better off because of it is uncertain) and for them to exhort money would be establishing a cruel and dangerous precedent, not to mention, further taking away from the impoverished nations of Latin America and further destabilizing the region through their theft. The case is simple. Any reasonable goals have been met and they must now back down from their brutish power bullying.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to RUSSIA (Secret):
Your economy is still developing, no?
Perhaps the Chinese state should begin investing in fuel efficency, and share exiting technologies with ALL nations? Of course...this would result in the dramatic lowering of oil prices, would it not? Luckily, the Chinese economy is not dependant on the export of oils

CHINA to the UNITED NATIONS:
We require these monetary resources in order to help the Chinese people after all they have sacraficed in order to neutralize the Mexican military.
Already we have seen it's military blitz into Latin America, attempting to take all it can find! Only after action was taken did they restore independance to the nations, but the leader of Mexico is a madman.
Already he killed many Chinese citizens in an attempt to worship aztec gods, and that itself is a casus belli! Yet then he invades innocent nations?
The Chinese people feel a responsibility to our friends in Latin America to defend them from tyranny and help to preserve the fragile democracies they have worked on for years to develop.
To condemn China for this it to condemn not only freedom of sovergnty, but it is to condemn the very foundation, the very FABRIC in which the United Nations rests: PEACE.
We are not bombing civilian targets, we are bombing military targets. And we not only require this money for our own use to help our people through these difficult times, but to help others and take away money from the Mexican military machine.
As the people of Latin America will tell you, Mexico spends much of its GDP on it's military. Even if the People's Air Defenders (PAD) are able to destroy the Mexican military, Mexico will simply be able to build more with the money they unfairly tax from their people.
Can we, peoples of the civilized world, simply stand idly by while this happens, especially when there is something that can be done?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to UN:

We request an immediate international condemnation of China's actions. They responded to warmongering with warmongering of their own and to spice it up they threw in some bullying and attempted extortion. Under UN bylaws and international war rules conventions, threatening or using military force for purposes of monetary or policy concessions and exhortions is not allowed. China must either provide a sound justification for their actions and show them to be beneficial to the individual countries involved and the world community as a whole or cease their actions.

[mrmitchell]

We are not bombing civilian infrastructure! We are preventing the Mexican military from ever commiting anymore atrocities.

Do as you wish with noncivilian targets. We won't stop you.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to FRANCE:
We are not bombing civilian infrastructure! We are preventing the Mexican military from ever commiting anymore atrocities.

[mrmitchell]

CHINA to FRANCE:
They have not yet met ours, however.
They have raped the peoples of Latin America, they have cost China and France valuable moneys and time...And you wish us to back down?
Only until they donate $100MIL.

France's demands were that Latin America lives in peace. Those demands were met. France is done. And if the region is to develop, it does not need foreign debts on it.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
France to China
Mexico has met our demands. Leave it in peace.

CHINA to FRANCE:
They have not yet met ours, however.
They have raped the peoples of Latin America, they have cost China and France valuable moneys and time...And you wish us to back down?
Only until they donate $100MIL.

[bipolarbear]

Actually, I think it's quite the reverse. I hear our bombers are having much fun destroying your military infrastructure

F*ck you!

[bipolarbear]

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!1
Former Emperor Juan Kerry of Mypoic Mexico has been, in a presentation that would make even Mel Gibson cringe, Beaten, flogged, spat upon, burned, branded, made to sit in the corner, forced to view, and participate in reality tv, and ultimately crucified upside down in the town square of Zach De La Rochagrad. Needless to say, SACKCEWISATRHOTFDLR (Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor Who Is Seated At The Right Hand Of The Father De La Rocha) has been reinstated fully as the Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor Who Is Seated At The Right Hand Of The Father Master and Commander of Mexico.

[mrmitchell]

France to China
Mexico has met our demands. Leave it in peace.