mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[mrmitchell]

Mexico has...removed the foos ball tables

France cancels its aid program for Mexico because of the drop in standards at the vitality camps.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
In reference to your recent actions in D.R. Stay on your own side of the globe.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico's Vitality Adjournment Camps have become quite popular in the Central America area. Mexico has not only pleased the Cuban people, even the revolutionaries, but is actually having problems with too many people immigrating from the surrounding countries. The people in many of the neighboring countries are either immigrating by the clan, or demanding similar services from their governments. Mexico has had to begin to turn away many of the new draft dodgers and immgrants, and offer them the other option of military service. To lull more people into military service, Mexico has increased the work hours, and lowered benefits,and removed the foos ball tables from the lounge area of the vitality adjournment camps.
Mexico has massively improved its relations with the Dominican Republic.
Due to numerous uprisings in other Central American countries, Mexico is sending "advisors" to these countries to hopefully create some stability through communistic ideals.
(Secret) Mexico has bought off the political leaders of the D.R. and has diluted the D.R. political system with puppet politicians who act in favor of Mexico. Thsoe who do not comply have a tendency to die faster than those who do. Mexico is secretly smuggling massive amounts of cocaine, opium, and heroine into every country from Belize, to Panama. Mexico is also funding revolutionaries in these countries.

[mrmitchell]

France News
France has offered economic assistance and close diplomatic ties to the Dominican Republic, which is expected to accept our offer.

French officials denied that the offer was an attempt to influence politics in the Americas, and shot on sight any far left nut that wouldn't shut up about bullsh!t like "recolonization".

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to China:

Very Well. Since you always ask so nicely.

[mrmitchell]

Map

please correct if there are any mistakes

[mrmitchell]

France News
-France has quietly absorbed Luxembourg and protected its citizens from the German threat. There was little resistance in the small but wealthy nation.

Economy 50 (+1, recovery slowing some)
Army 42 (+0)
Navy 44 (+0)
Air 41 (+1)
Discontent 42
Infrastructure 80
Education 80 (+1)

Economy 53 (+3)
Army 43 (+1)
Navy 44 (+0)
Air 42 (+1)
Discontent 45 (+3 / why did we grab Luxembourg?)
Infrastructure 82 (+2)
Education 81 (+1)

[Nubclear]

CHINA to RUSSIA:
Your recent expansions are threatening to Chinese interests.
It is advised that you leave Asia alone.

[foolish_icarus]

Russia buys Turkmenistan!

Following the collapse of the Turkmenistani government from a combination of corruption, lack of funds, and rampant social problems such as diseases, hunger, and basically no money, Russia has moved in to “fix things”. And Russia will continue “fixing” countries until activity in this threat gets up again!

Meanwhile, many factories in the motherland spring up, producing cheaper consumer goods. An expanding skilled workforce and business class is benefiting from the increasing wealth of surrounding countries. Russia’s medical system is getting to work right away to attempt to quell or at least contain the epidemics of Central Asia. Next target for economic improvement and increased trade: Byelorussia!


2012 stats

Economy: 47 (Turkmenistan is dirt poor)
Army: 46 (eager recruits)
Navy: 46
Air: 43
Discontent: 48 (concerns over why Russia is interfering in other counties)
Infrastructure: 57 (Poor conditions in Turkmenistan)
Education: 63 (Once again…Turkmenistan’s fault)

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
Mexico does not require your help as of yet. We will keep your offer in mind. Mexico will send you aid, if you tkae down the Eiffel Tower, shape your flag like a hexagon, and turn your country over to Mexico.

Mexican News
Mexico is promoting peace, and has lowered its standards for U.S. immigration, prompting more draft dodgers to join the Mystical, Magical, Majestic, Magnificent, Myopic Empire of De la Rocha.
Also, Vitality Adjournament Camp standards have been raised to an amazing level. The Quality of Life inside of the Camps is actually better than the standard of liveing for a basic(poor/average) citizen! This is prompting many to willingly join the camps in order to enjoy the low work hours, free food, and many foos ball tables available in the lounge area.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico
Proposal: If you free your new territories back into independence, and if you hold free France-certified elections, we will send you economic and military aid.

[bipolarbear]

NEWSFLASH!!!!
Mexico has succeeded in suppressing the Cuban infection of the Gulf. Mexico has eexited the Dominican Republic, and has given Haiti ove to the D.R. Cuba and its surrounding islands are now legally considered a part of Mexico, and will still operate by a voting system of the Cuabn people, with the same laws as before, but under a Mexican Flag, and the watchful eye of De La Rocha. It is hard to tell how the people of Cuba feel, because it is so soon after the bloody revolution, only time will tell.
Mexico to France
Tahnkyou for your supplies, they were quite helpful.

Mexico to China
Thankyou for finally leaving us alone.

Economy- 55.4 more land, more workers, morer capital for the people, plus better standards in vitality adjournment camps proves to be profitable.

Military- 47.3 French supplies helped and soldiers are now experienced

Education- 15.2/53 - 15.2 for the workers 53 for the state employed academics

Dissent- 14- Improvement of conditions in the vitality adjournment camps

Infrastructure- 53.5 militarizing country involves infrastructure upgrades.

[mrmitchell]

France News
France sends supplies to Mexico.

SECRET: France's intelligence operations keep a closer watch on Mexico and Cuba.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We have raised our sleep level to eight hours, and request only supplies. We do not need additional troops.

News Flash

The war against Cuba and its surrounding islands is going well to some degree. We have detroyed most of the revolutionary bases on the Western side of Cuba, and have been moving in from there. We are slowly advancing to their base of operations in Camaguey. The previously undercover agents are said to be located in Camaguey as well. The farthest that we have reached as of yet is Santa Clara. A few small townships on the way haven't fallen as easily and are being starved until they choose peace. Other surrounding islands such as Isla De Juventud, The Cayman Islands, certain parts of the Bahmmas, and Haiti. The govt. ofthe Dominican Republic has volutarily let Mexico post guards and Use D.R. as a general HQ. The citizens of the D.R. aren't exactly happy about having Mexican troops posted in their towns, and are staging small riots from time to time that must be put down with considerable force.

[mrmitchell]

France is reopening the offer of aid to Mexico--if it raises the labor camp standards to our desired level.