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  • bipolarbear
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    Mexico to Russia super secret

    HELP!

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  • bipolarbear
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    Now is the time to strike at Mexico, while the public's anger at them is high. Our invasion forces are already ready to land. We will march on Mexico City when you say you're ready to act with us.
    Mexico is tired of being misrepresented! It is NOT Mexico City! It is De La Rochagrad!!!
    NEWSFLASH!!!
    Mexico has been sticking its metaphorical tongue into the most sensetive erogenous zone of Brazil, and they have thus consented, along with Panama and the entire Morgan Freeman Alliance to launch an all out nuclear and biological strike against the fascistic, hectoric nations of France, and douche bag(China).
    Missiles are being deployed as we speak(type).

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  • Nubclear
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    CHINA to FRANCE (Secret):
    Ready.

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  • mrmitchell
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    France to China (so f*cking top secret you could cut it with a knife)
    Now is the time to strike at Mexico, while the public's anger at them is high. Our invasion forces are already ready to land. We will march on Mexico City when you say you're ready to act with us.

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  • bipolarbear
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    Fine. You will do that. No Mexican citizen will be allowed to step foot in ANY chinese territory. Thus, all Mexican companies are barred from operating in China unless they can find a Chinese owner would operate it for them.
    And your civilization did not descend from the Aztecs. You are SPANISH! Yes, thats right: SPANISH. Hmph!
    You should never have gotten indpeendance, the little bratty nation you are.
    we use prison labor for all of our products. We are a self suffiicient communist nation!


    OOC
    Mexico, you could call your recent runup to be at the far ends of a glorious string of successes...but I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Ecuador assisted you in recieving the Golapagos Islands. Ecuador owns those islands.
    yeah, I wasn't quite sure about that one. Normally I'd research before posting something like that, but at 3:00 am you begin to become quite apathetic about being embarrassed at an online forum.

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  • Nubclear
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    OOC:
    In Soviet Russia, the Golapagos Islands own YOU!

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  • mrmitchell
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    OOC:
    Mexico, you could call your recent runup to be at the far ends of a glorious string of successes...but I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Ecuador assisted you in recieving the Golapagos Islands. Ecuador owns those islands.

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  • Nubclear
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    CHINA to MEXICO:
    Fine. You will do that. No Mexican citizen will be allowed to step foot in ANY chinese territory. Thus, all Mexican companies are barred from operating in China unless they can find a Chinese owner would operate it for them.
    And your civilization did not descend from the Aztecs. You are SPANISH! Yes, thats right: SPANISH. Hmph!
    You should never have gotten indpeendance, the little bratty nation you are.

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  • bipolarbear
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    Mexico to China
    When exactly did we establish who is who's superior? Not to suggest that Mexico is, just that Mexico doesn't value the opinion of a country whose leader is behaving like a douche bag. We would like to pursue peace with, you but apparently math is your only actual skill. You make it glaringly apparent that geography is not. Notice that Europe is at least one Atlantic Ocean away from Mexico. This means that Mexico isn't in Europe. But, Mexico would like to engage in a treaty or nonagression pact with you, despite your brutish, and vulgar behavior. Iff it hasn't become clear from the statements that havve been issued above, Mexico will not pay. Emperor Juan Kerry has decided to cut off Chinese Immigration to Mexico and its occupied terroritories. Mexico is still deeply offended by China's previous remarks, and is DMEANDING a sincere letter of apology from the oafish nation of China. WHile China may have its mathematics, it obviously has no skills when it comes to diplomacy.
    NEWS FLASH!!!
    Mexico, with substantial aid from both Colombia, and Ecuador has taken the galapagos islands, and has reserved them for strictly scientific study, in the name of the alliance of Mexico, Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela( henceforth referred to as the Morgan Freeman Alliance)
    Mexico has purchased, from the Colombia, and Venezuelan governments, the norhtern peninsula of Colombia(from Santa Marta on North), part of which was previously owned by Venezuela. This was in exchange for economic, military, and infrastructure aid.
    Argentina has successfully over taken Chile, and is giving many thanks to Mexico. In their gratitude to Mexico, they have Joined the Morgan Freeman Alliance of the Central and South Americas. On a whim, and against Mexico's wishes, Argentina has overtaken the Flakland Islands. Uruguay, is trying to get Argentina to enter into a "we won't invade, and rape and pillage your people and towns respectively" pact.
    Mexico has beeen metaphorically fondling everything below the waist of the Brazilian govt. The to countries, are very friendly, but it isnot yet sure if a metaphorical fisrt date wil happen, or if a metaphorical first date kiss will happen either. Metaphorical hopefuls, have been metaphorically speculating, that Brazil might be metaphorically loose, and Mexico may metaphorically "hit a home run" with Brazil, and Mexico will metaphorically "Get some

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  • Nubclear
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    CHINA to MEXICO:
    YOU DARE TO DEFY YOUR SUPERIORS?!
    I will have you know that our nation exited before even your pathetic culture formed in Europe, and your peoples were still jumping off trees as ours were perfecting mathematics!
    You owe this money to us and there will be SERIOUS consequences if you refuse to pay!

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  • bipolarbear
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    Mexico to China
    China has caught you in violation of the.....*Consults Council* Counter-revoluationary law! Pay $1M immediately or else!
    SUCK IT! Mexico has better excuses to topple little pointless countries than that. We are deeply offended by your vehement invective.
    GENREAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
    A case can be made that Mexico is "anti-peace". That, much like China's argument is a load or horsecrap so damn high, that it blocks out the sun for four hours a day! Mexico is pro-peace, and is only using imperialist tactics, b/c we have found a working strategy. We are having problems with over immigration. To quell those problems, then why not absorb that country, so that there is no longer an immigration problem.

    Mexico to France
    Thank you for dropping your support, and then bringing it back again. We have brought back the foos ball tables, but they are not the competition size.

    Mexico to Russia
    We will help you to overtake Japan, if you make massive donations to the Mexican military.

    NEWS FLASH!!!
    Mexico has taken as far down as Nicaragua! It IS a glorious day with state ordered partying, cheering, and happiness in the streets. As for Panama, we found them to be quite negotiable(international pressure) and so we decided to let them enjoy their own little nation, as long as Mexico is allowed free passage through Panama whenever we wish. It is doubtful that Mexico will ever use this though, because...well Panama if really f*cking small!
    Mexico has funded an Argentinian revolution to take over Chile, becasue we couldn't find any reason not to.
    Mexico has entered into a strong alliance/non agression treaty with Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela.
    Mexico has been keeping a close eye on the Vatican City, who is suspected of plotting against the peaceful nation of Mexcio.
    Mexican dictator De La Rocha, much to the dismay of the many people of the Mexican Empire is deciding to take his leave from office for an undisclosed amount of time. Replacing him will be Democratic Candidate Juan Kerry! Things aren't expected to change at all.

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  • foolish_icarus
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    Russia would like to Officially Not Respond to the Messages it Did Not See:


    Russia to France, Mexico, and China:

    So...How's everyone doing? Good? Glad to hear it. No-one's planning anything dastardly, right? Just making sure. Carry on.

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  • mrmitchell
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    France to Mexico (ULTRA SUPER DUPER TOP F*CKING SECRET)
    Don't pay the fine to China. We will support you.

    France to China (ULTRA SUPER DUPER DUPER F*CKING TOP SON OF A B*TCH SECRET)
    Act outraged if they refuse your $1M demands. We will use it as an excuse to topple their dictatorship.

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  • Nubclear
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    CHINA to MEXICO:
    China has caught you in violation of the.....*Consults Council* Counter-revoluationary law! Pay $1M immediately or else!

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  • mrmitchell
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    In reference to your recent actions in D.R. Stay on your own side of the globe.
    Mexico has become increasingly hostile to its superiors. France will step up its efforts to bring peace and democracy to not only the Dominican Republic but all of Latin America.

    orders:
    Serious money being poured into most Central American regimes.

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