mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Space05us]

Aghanistan to France (Secret)

your kind favor will be returned as soon as we get the chance.


Afghanistan to China (Secret)

How do you propose we destroy a country that has a far larger standing army with more modern equipment?


Afghanistan to Mexico

We may have appeared at first site to be declaring an unjust war, but we have support of the people in the region. This is not an invasion, this is a liberation!


UPRISING IN PAKISTAN!

This morning rebel groups in Baluchistan have begun attacking Pakistan troops stationed along the border with Afghanistan. Though the firefights thus far have been few and have lasted only a short while it is reported that dozens of Pakistan troops are already dead. The number of casualties on the rebel side is unknown as the Pakistan army has not found any bodies.

Afghani leaders are quick to make an announcement to the world declaring thier innocence: "Though we were openly preparing for war with Pakistan we were still assesing the situation, these attacks have not been supported by our troops!"
Pakistan leaders remained silent on the issue saying only that those responsible would would be punished.

Afghan troops officialy started moving away from the border with Pakistan as a sign to the world that they are not the ones to be held accountable. more on this story as updates come in...


Afghanistan to the World

We have not begun our invasion yet! Appearently our allies could not wait, but we have officialy withdrawn our forces and our support for now.


What the world is not being told
A.K.A. this is secret

Only a quarter of the Afghan troop were withdrawn, the
have gone into hiding in the numerous caves along the border.

Afghan troops have also begun sneaking into Baluchistan carrying arms and ammunition with which to equip the rebels. Once inside the Pakistan border they dress as the rebels do and take up arms against the Pakistan army.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to AFGHANISTAN (Secret):
Hmm....Well, you guys did beat the cr@p out of the Russians.
But the problem is, India hates us and they are pretty powerful.
So, if you try to invade Pakistan we'll have to destroy you. Sorry!
But if you can somehow destroy Pakistan

OOC: China and Pakistan have been longtime allies

[mrmitchell]

France condemns Afghanistan's blatant warmongering.

France to Afghanistan (SECRET)
Don't worry. Our condemnation is only to please the French liberals.

SECRET ORDERS
Fund Afghani groups

[Space05us]

You don't have the support of their nukes though.

Considering the fact that the people of the region are in near open rebellion and the major areas of Pakistan are not at risk I doubt Pakistan would be willing to risk a Nuclear strike.

OOC: Since the majority of the people of the democratic world would be pissed at Pakistan if they did use nukes in real life, they would end up being occupied by western powers. Making it unlikely that they would use them.

[mrmitchell]

The World to Afghanistan
You don't have the support of their nukes though.

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Afhanistan to the World and Pakistan

We have support of the indiginous people, the Khan of Kalat and his forces along with other smaller paramilitary bands of rebels are willing to support us in our invasion. The people of this region are tired of putting up with Sharif's constant bending over backwards for western powers.


OOC: it should be noted that while it seems like a huge chunk of the nation it is mostly mountains, has few natural resources, and contains only about 7,000,000 people while the entire country has a population of roughly 150,000,000.

edit: OOC again: It should also be taken into consideration by Comrade Tassadar that Pakistan and China (and India) have an onging dispute over who controls what along the borders. (Im referring to the Kashmir region of course)

[mrmitchell]

[/quote]Russia collectively gets out the soda and popcorn, prepared to watch Afghanistan attack a nuclear power.[/quote]

[foolish_icarus]

Russia collectively gets out the soda and popcorn, prepared to watch Afghanistan attack a nuclear power.

[mrmitchell]

France to World
That's just too much to demand from Pakistan. France cannot support your war, Afghanistan.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico will consent to donations and all of that crap, but Mexico demands the right to determine exactly what is taught, and in what matter. Mexico does not need French teachers. Provide stations to train teachers, and you can make quartely inspections on the schools. But the cirriculum will be decided by mother mexico.

Mexico would like to point outto the global, tyrannical watchdog(China) that there is another invasion going on that seems to be uncalled for. Will Cina bomb the poop out of Afghanistan?

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Afghanistan to China and France

Thank you for the welcoming


Afghanistan to France ((top secret))

Oh, but we are the Americans!


Afghanistan to Pakistan

Surrender the state of Baluchistan or face invasion!


note: out of courtesy for the other countries of the world I attach this map. Area demanded is outlined in red.

[mrmitchell]

France News
France has just made a $100M grant to the Dominican Republic nationwide public schools system, which has been under French supervision for many months now. They are suddenly the new source for those individuals who are in high demand because of their excellent knowledge in fields of science, engineering, math, AND literature and the arts. They recently sponsored ALL of the candidates to both the International Science Fair and were the only public school system to send teams in every Olympic category.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico
Be assured that France will give your schools the same standards and staff that French schools have, and we will attempt to retain native Mexican teachers where we can.

France to Mexico (SECRET)
F*ck if I know what China would do, though.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China and anyone else who secretely wants to rule Mexico
Mexico will not allow for its right to educate its people in whatever way we see fit, as long as it meets basic standards of decency to be taken away.

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CHINA to FRANCE and MEXICO (Secret):
France is the one who is making us back off. Either accept the peace deal or we will have to continue our hardline stance.