mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[bipolarbear]

The Morgan Freeman Alliance doesn't really care either way about mr. Bureau, but I currently trying to help return stability to the French region.

[mrmitchell]

France News
Jacques Bureau has been given a fair and unbiased trial. He was found innocent of all charges, and later that day executed for treason.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico denies ever recieving any "secret" information, however, wetehr or not they recieved any "non-secret" information, still remains a secret.

[mrmitchell]

France News
Jacques Bureau, the former leader of the Opposition Party, has been arrested and accused of selling state secrets to Mexico, even during the war. He will be trialed for treason.

[Nubclear]

CHINA announces that it'll support the King!
Of England! HA! Isn't the Comrade Chairman funny?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to whatever part of Frnace isn't under the tyranny of king mitchell do you want help? If you join the Morgan Freeman Allianceand donate to Mexico's infrastructure, and space programs, then we won't support the king.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to FRANCE:
Good move

[mrmitchell]

King Mrmitchell I has ordered the disbanding of the Opposition Party, an alliance of centers to conservatives that generally opposed every goddamn thing he ever tried to do. Discontent rises.

[mrmitchell]

France News
Mar 06 2004:

SECRET ORDERS
Fund Afghani groups

Mar 07 2004:

Orders (TOP F*CKING SECRET)
Fund Pakistani groups

The Paris News has uncovered a huge scandal within the French government. Apparently, King Mrmitchell ordered the French Intelligance Agency to fund Afghani military and groups against Pakistan, then the FIA was ordered to fund Pakistan's military and its anti-Afghanistan groups! The people are outraged at their leader, and the French Senate demands that King Mrmitchell resign.

He has refused to do so, and the Senate has been temporarily suspended. The FIA building mysteriously burned down, but angry opposition claims the arson was staged so more discrepreancies couldn't erupt. Tens of thousands of French workers have started demonstrating in the streets. Military patrols have been ordered to send the troublemakers back to work, but progress is almost nil because French soldiers cannot shoot their own countrymen, and because there are so many protestors.

Economy 50
Army 46
Navy 45
Air 43
Discontent 45
Infrastructure 82
Education 78

Economy 45 (-5 demonstrations and recovery stopped)
Army 43 (-3 unrest, open refusal to follow orders)
Navy 45 (+0)
Air 44 (+1)
Discontent 65 (+20, scandal, Senate suspension, riots)
Infrastructure 81 (-1 small damage caused by protestors. nothing big)
Education 78 (+0)

[bipolarbear]

Mexican Medical News
A raving lunatic who claime to be a journalist, but is believed to be an asylum escapee was brought in to a mexican hospital today yeliing about a French Terrorist Plot in Iceland, baby consumption, and carrots. He was immediately labled insane, and thrown into the incinerating furnace where all "inefficient" citizens are put when they are deemed to be so.

[mrmitchell]

Mexico has secretly been funding more peaceful measures against Icelands baby eating problem, as compared to those attempted by France.

France News
What measures? We have funded no measures.

(SECRET: Send thugs to beat up the journalist who wrote that.)

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
We were not aware of these cheese makig abilities as realted to babies. Do you refer to head cheese possibly? or turning the babies into milk, and letting their "milk-ified" corpses into cheese? The latter sounds like something really viscious and inefficient that those crazy Nazis would have done.

Mexico News
Mexico has announced its vegetarianism. The only babies consumed within the communistic couch that is Mexico wil be baby carrots.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Baby eating is very delicious.
You should try it some time. I will have my ambassador send some fine Chinese cheese. Very good!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico world News

Mexico has secretly been funding more peaceful measures against Icelands baby eating problem, as compared to those attempted by France. Mexico is attempting to wean Iceland off of human baby's, and convert them to a more socially, and psychologically acceptable alternative, such as veal, or baby carrots.

[bipolarbear]

MFA Morning Announcements

MFA Morning Announcements
A formal induction ceremony is being held, and all are invited to attend. The leaders of Norway, Sweden, and Italy are officially joining the Morgna Freeman Alliance. The world wide sex symbol Morgan Freeman is confused as to why in the hell an alliance was named after him, but is also expected to attend.

So come one come all there will be free Autogrpahs from Morgan Freeman or your favorite of Morgan Freeman Alliance's froeign dignitariesautographs, authentic Italian Pizza, and imported snow and ice from Sweden and Norway!!!