mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
Mexico is Mexico. We will not let you assume control of Mexico. We are different from France, because we are not France. We would become France if we were subjected to French rule. Neither we, nor anybody in the Morgan Freeman Alliance, wishes to become part of France. We cherish our individuality.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We will allow for more outlets to come into existence, but htey will be under heavy watch of the government. The Mexican govt. will still keep their hold over the current media companies that they own.

[mrmitchell]

Let France "supervise" your media, and we will remove the tariffs.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
The media grip is to protect against the corruption of evl multinational corporations that would seek to rob Mexico of her culture by implanting the globalizing American Culture which is quickly rapong and pillaging the globe.

Supersecret Mexico News
Yes there is.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico
We will abolish our tariffs if you remove the media from the oppressive grip of the government.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We who preside over the Majestic natin of Mighty Mexico would like to ask you to please abolish your silly tariffs to once again. We are a nation that is strugglng to undergo reconstruction after a corrupt dictator, Juan Kerry, and a war posessed super power, China, have left us in more than what could be considered shambles. We are struggling to create a successful space program, so that the people will have some small shining beacon of hope to rally around, and crush the dissent, for we seem to be notable.
In the midst of conquering this largely unexplored terrain, we are also trying to drag our haggard economy back from the sinkhole, into wich it currently seems to be slipping. That is the reason for the Mexican Mass Media Monoply(MMMM). When the United States went through its very own Depression in the 1930's FDR's New Deal required that the governemnt take more control of industry. We are merely folowing in the footsteps of a successful nation.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We who preside over the Majestic natin of Mighty Mexico would like to ask you to please abolish your silly tariffs to once again. We are a nation that is strugglng to undergo reconstruction after a corrupt dictator, Juan Kerry, and a war posessed super power, China, have left us in more than what could be considered shambles. We are struggling to create a successful space program, so that the people will have some small shining beacon of hope to rally around, and crush the dissent, for we seem to be notable.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France
We who preside over the Majestic natin of Mighty Mexico would like to ask you to please abolish your silly tariffs to once again. We are a nation that is strugglng to undergo reconstruction after a corrupt dictator, Juan Kerry, and a war posessed super power, China, have left us in more than what could be considered shambles. We are struggling to create a successful space program, so that the people will have some small shining beacon of hope to rally around, and crush the dissent, for we seem to be notable.

[mrmitchell]

Mexico to France (secret)
Sure, the assistance would be cool, but we want to seek peace on earth. If eliminating a certain country, be that China, or even oh let's just say FRANCE, we will do so to accomplish peace.

France to Mexico (top secret)
Don't piss us off. We're on your side, at least while it's favorable for us to be.

[mrmitchell]

OOC: If the US is in shambles, how is it that it still maintains its military and its economy and its education and its infrastructure all at the same time?

It's no longer a "superpower" or the only "superpower". In its areas of excellence, it only barely manages to be #1, instead of easily managing.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
We send those who need to be re-educated to the marvelous re-education facilities near Mexico City!

[bipolarbear]

*For the purposes of this survey, official government statistics were not used. There is a particularly wide margin of error possible for discontent ratings, but methods were used to ensure anonymity of individuals, so that they could not fear being beaten by government officials.

Mexico can only assume that when you say beaten, that you are reffering to China, becasue in Mexico we do not beat or torture our citizens, we send them to vitality adjournment camps.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to Afghanistan
We are still wondering what our stance will be. Do you choose to ally yourself with the Magnificent, Majestic, Mexican Alliance that is collectively know as the Morgan Freeman Alliance, and seek peace for all of human kind, now and in the future? Or will you bow down to China? The choice is yours.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France (secret)
Sure, the assistance would be cool, but we want to seek peace on earth. If eliminating a certain country, be that China, or even oh let's just say FRANCE, we will do so to accomplish peace.

Also,

France alleges that the use of the mass media as a tool for Emperor De La Rocha is corrupt. France reenacts its tariffs on Mexico.

The empire of De La Rocha alleges that mass media is quickly replacing religion as the opiate of the masses everywhere. Media is almost always bought out by corporate slimeballs. To prevent this from happening, De La Rocha has seized control of the media, to give the people truth without the stain of powerhungry corporations.
The state control of all types of media, and industry, als ogives the state the ability to better control the country's haggard economy. While it may displease France and its laissez-faire mentality, Mexico asks that the Tarriffs be abolished, becasue Mexico's media domination is only temporary, and the tarriffs will only prolong the Mexican Mass Media Monopoly(4M).

[Nubclear]

OOC: If the US is in shambles, how is it that it still maintains its military and its economy and its education and its infrastructure all at the same time?