Mafia XVIII - The Island of Death

[Chaunk]

I think theres just too much to read for me to be bothered to find out where the clues are... Tis lazyness really...

[GhengisFarb™]

Obviously the clues were too cryptic... or were they simply not there?

-Jam

There were clues? Crud, I don't know who to vote for now.

[FlameFlash]

[Rasputin]

deep within the story lie the clues... must be why we cant find them,....

[FlameFlash]

Yeah... like every last letter prior to my being interrupted...

Because that was so obvious...

[Rasputin]

jamksi is very clever at hiding the clues, wish they were slightly less cryptic , but the nwe would get the mafia too quick i guess

[FlameFlash]

True, true.

[DrSpike]

In the absence of clues I'll guess Vovan

[Kassiopeia]

Methinks it be Spiffarr, yarr.

[duke o' york]

He may well be the killer, but I want vovan around to help solve the clues! What kind of footprint was in the blood Jamski? And who wears boots, who wears shoes, and who goes barefoot?

Er, um, Flameflash.

[edit]While we're at it: Who wear flip-flops, who wears spats, and who wears galoshes? Come on Jamski, this is vitally important!

[Rasputin]

didnt think we would still be waiting for update.. oh well back to Civ3

[Jamski]

Name

Voted
for



2. Rah

-



3. Kassiopeia

Spiffor



4.
GhengisFarb

-



5. Theben

Ljcvetko



6. Zopperoni

-



7. Jonny

FlameFlash



8. Frozzy

-



9. Spaced Cowboy

-



10. Joncha

FlameFlash



11. Rasputin

Snowfire



13. Jon Miller

Vovan



14. Guynemer

Rasputin



15. Spiffor

Vovan



16. GJRamsey

Spiffor



17. Hercules

Vovan



18. Tuberski

-



20. SnowFire

-



21. Ljcvetko

-



22. Vovan

Spiffor



23. Pave

DrSpike



24. DrSpike

Vovan



25. Chaunk

DrSpike



26. Boshko

-



27. FlameFlash
Duke o'York



28. Duke o'York

FlameFlash

Sorry, overslept. Time is up, but where are the votes?

Story coming...

-Jam

[Rasputin]

damn non voters... they are the mafia ......

[Jamski]

Chapter 3 - The Missionary's Position

"I suppose we're te do that votin' again?" asked Guynemer.
"Oui," replied Spiffor, "Its the way of this island, mon ami."
"Why's 'e talk so funny?" asked Theben.
"I am from France," replied the mayor
"Aye," said Guynemer, "And 'e's goin' ter teach us to cook proper!"

* * * * *

Somehow in all the excitement of the day, many of the villagers and pirates forgot to vote. Or maybe, as Ghengis Farb so wisely said, they simply didn't know who they should vote for.

"Better not to vote," he said "Than to let chance take an innocent victim."

Despite the misgivings of some, enough votes were collected by Jon Miller, and at sunset he read the results.

"...And finally," he concluded, "Vovan, gunner of the Apolyton, with four votes is the one chosen by us."

Vovan reached for his pistol, and Theben drew his cutlass and stood by his side.

"Ye landlubbers ain't killing my mate!" he declared.

The captain stepped forwards.

"Stow yer goddammed weapons away, men," he commanded, "Or by God I'll stow them in yer gullets meself! We'll 'ave no more killin' on this island."

And so Vovan was taken to the town square and hung by the neck until he was dead.

* * * * *

Later in Rah's Tavern the pirates and townsfolk were once again engaged in riotous drinking and carousing.

"I can't pay yer," apologised Rasputin to Joncha, "Some bugger has stolen all the money from the collection box in the church."
"Even if you had the money," replied the pimp, "I couldn't help you tonight. All the girls are out, and when they get back after midnight, FlameFlash has given me a huge bag of coins to book all sixteen of them at once. Even "Old Ada Smith", if ye can believe than."
"Lucky man," replied Spaced Cowboy, who had heard the whole thing.
"What?" exclaimed Chaunk, sitting by him, "Lucky? Have you seen old Ada?"
"Don't worry boys," said Joncha, "I borrowed a sack from the pirate's stores. FlameFlash can put it over her head."

They all laughed.

* * * * *

Later, in a dark corner of the bar, the Black Duke was talking to his first mate, Jonny.
"Come 'ere." he whispered, "Come real close, Jonny, I ain't gonna bite yer, but I ain't gonna shout neither. I want ye to 'ave a look at this 'ere scrip o'paper."
"It looks like part of a map, sir," whispered Jonny, "Can I see it?"
"Aye" replied the captain, "Have a good look, me mate. T'were somethin' t'appen t'meself, ye'll be t'captain o'this crew, and ye should take this map and guard it with yer life."

Behind the bar, Rah polished a few glasses and listened, and watched, and saw that although the secret was safe with him, he wasn't so sure about the hooded figure just outside the window, huddled in the rain, who also appeared to be listening. Rah tried to see his face.

"Its gettin' cold in 'ere captain," said DrSpike, who crossed the room and closed the window.

Rah saw the hooded figure disappear round the side of the bar, and observed something glinting under the hood. A medallion? A silver button? It was too dark. Perhaps just a drop of water on their nose...

He scanned the bar, trying to see who was missing, but with the smoke from the pipes, it was hard... wait...

At that moment midnight struck on the village clock, and Joncha's girls came flooding back into the room. Rah gave up. But what was that noise outside in the docks? A thud, timed to the seventh strike of the bells, and then a scuffleing noise, and three strikes later he was sure he heard a splash.

* * * * *

"Good news and bad news, girls," explained Joncha "FlameFlash is gone, but he paid in advance."

* * * * *

Of course, when the sun rose, a large sack was found floating in the harbour which when opened contained the poor missionary, killed before he could experience the night of his life. Ah.

It's time to vote!

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Job

Status



1. ADG

Local
Fisherman

Dead - drowned?



2. Rah

Dockfront Tavern Owner

Alive


3. Kassiopeia

Cabin Boy

Alive


4.
GhengisFarb

Painter

Alive


5. Theben

Pirate Tough

Alive


6. Zopperoni

Captain Duke's Manservant

Alive


7. Jonny

Pirate Mate

Alive


8. Frozzy

Pirate Rigger

Alive


9. Spaced Cowboy

Cattle Farmer

Alive


10. Joncha

Pimp

Alive


11. Rasputin

Priest

Alive


12. Alva

Local
Milita Captain

Dead - villagers



13. Jon Miller

Town Clerk

Alive


14. Guynemer

Ship's Cook

Alive


15. Spiffor

Town Mayor

Alive


16. GJRamsey

Ship's Log Keeper

Alive


17. Hercules

Pirate Anchorman

Alive


18. Tuberski

Helmsman

Alive


19. Skanky Burns

Grog
Salesman

Dead - blinded



20. SnowFire

Apprentice Pirate

Alive


21. Ljcvetko

Pirate Detective

Alive


22. Vovan

Pirate
Gunner

Dead - villagers



23. Pave

Pirate Lookout

Alive


24. DrSpike

Ship's Doctor

Alive


25. Chaunk

Chicken Farmer

Alive


26. Boshko

Pirate Storekeeper

Alive


27. FlameFlash
Missionary

Dead - drowned?



28. Duke o'York

Captain of the Apolyton

Alive

The mafia is going to complain after they read that

-Jam