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  • #16
    Originally posted by Japher
    No, I think an Escort is a Ford





    Abyway, what would you guys do? Seriously?
    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    • #17
      hey! i drive a ford escort! it has a "dont be a ****" bumper sticker on it too. thats it, im coming to san jose with a can of whoopass for you...
      Do you think your Ford could make it?

      Actually, I'm in Palo Alto right now... You might be able to make it that far down, if not I'll meet you half way.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #18
        Spec:

        Where is the problem you think? Where is it coming from?
        We know the communication problem is there but we never have been able to solve it. I swear, I made them meet ATLEAST 25 girls each in the past 7 years and it never worked out!!
        1. Do they have any desire to meet girls? This is not really something you can push.

        2. Do they always go together? There is no reason to presume that both of your cousins have the same problem.

        3. If they like women, have they stated their preferences, ie, what kind of women they like? This makes a big difference when trying to set somebody up.
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        • #19
          Abyway, what would you guys do? Seriously?
          I am not too sure if sex will help them be able to talk. Maybe get them enrolled in Toast Masters, I hear that they help with public speaking, and could help them over come similar fears.

          I seriously think that getting them liquored or stoned around women would do wonders to their libeto
          Monkey!!!

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          • #20
            you bastard! if i didnt have to get some sleep i might entertain the idea of lunch with someone 2.5 times my elder.

            also my car needs to warm up for a while before its ready to go

            actually sleep is for the wicked!
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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            • #21
              We should spread word of their plight to as many locations as possible. Please post pictures of them, preferably shirtless (to pique the interest of the ladies more, of course).
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #22
                ok red_jon
                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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                • #23
                  *Accidentally smacks MRT144 with a 2X4*
                  Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                  • #24
                    Maybe you are setting them up with the wrong women.

                    Get some incredibly annoying, *****y, talkative women that won't shut up. That way these guys don't have the chance to say something stupid. Just tell the twins to keep nodding their heads and look concerned. That can't be too hard.

                    Nothing has to happen the first date. Just have them call up for the second date and have them read from a script that goes something like "I really enjoyed talking with you the other night and maybe we can do it again" and then something that would set up another date. This will make them come off as sensitive because it isn't like any other guy would have ever wanted a second date with one of those girls especially if those girls get a chance to talk the whole night.

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                    • #25
                      Apocalypse, you're an evil genius.
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                      • #26
                        okay, spec, here is a car reference for you concerning them. basicly they are going in reverse at 20 mph. you just cant shift from R to 1st and lay the gas on in one motion and expect everything to work itself out.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by obiwan18
                          Spec:





                          1. Do they have any desire to meet girls? This is not really something you can push.
                          They REALLY DO!!!! They have like 10g of straight porn each on their PCs.
                          2. Do they always go together? There is no reason to presume that both of your cousins have the same problem.
                          No they dont.
                          3. If they like women, have they stated their preferences, ie, what kind of women they like? This makes a big difference when trying to set somebody up.
                          Yes they did, but it changes everyday. So I try with any girl...I was thinking that they had to hit it of someday....but now, I'm just out of ressources. Hey, I even go see girls in bars and ask them to join us at our table just so that they would have to talk to a girl! Nothing to do.
                          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                          • #28
                            Didn't they go to college? They could have solved this problem buy getting drunk at a frat party.
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                            • #29
                              Sounds like they want sluty girls...
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Japher
                                I seriously think that getting them liquored or stoned around women would do wonders to their libeto
                                Dont think I haven't tried....it doesn't work. They want to but they never get to...
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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