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Originally posted by Japher
No, I think an Escort is a Ford
No, I think an Escort is a Ford
Abyway, what would you guys do? Seriously?
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Abyway, what would you guys do? Seriously?-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience. -
Do you think your Ford could make it?hey! i drive a ford escort! it has a "dont be a ****" bumper sticker on it too. thats it, im coming to san jose with a can of whoopass for you...
Actually, I'm in Palo Alto right now... You might be able to make it that far down, if not I'll meet you half way.Comment
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Where is the problem you think? Where is it coming from?1. Do they have any desire to meet girls? This is not really something you can push.We know the communication problem is there but we never have been able to solve it. I swear, I made them meet ATLEAST 25 girls each in the past 7 years and it never worked out!!
2. Do they always go together? There is no reason to presume that both of your cousins have the same problem.
3. If they like women, have they stated their preferences, ie, what kind of women they like? This makes a big difference when trying to set somebody up.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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I am not too sure if sex will help them be able to talk. Maybe get them enrolled in Toast Masters, I hear that they help with public speaking, and could help them over come similar fears.Abyway, what would you guys do? Seriously?
I seriously think that getting them liquored or stoned around women would do wonders to their libetoComment
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you bastard! if i didnt have to get some sleep i might entertain the idea of lunch with someone 2.5 times my elder.
also my car needs to warm up for a while before its ready to go
actually sleep is for the wicked!"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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We should spread word of their plight to as many locations as possible. Please post pictures of them, preferably shirtless (to pique the interest of the ladies more, of course).Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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ok red_jon
"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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*Accidentally smacks MRT144 with a 2X4*Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Maybe you are setting them up with the wrong women.
Get some incredibly annoying, *****y, talkative women that won't shut up. That way these guys don't have the chance to say something stupid. Just tell the twins to keep nodding their heads and look concerned. That can't be too hard.
Nothing has to happen the first date. Just have them call up for the second date and have them read from a script that goes something like "I really enjoyed talking with you the other night and maybe we can do it again" and then something that would set up another date. This will make them come off as sensitive because it isn't like any other guy would have ever wanted a second date with one of those girls especially if those girls get a chance to talk the whole night.
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okay, spec, here is a car reference for you concerning them. basicly they are going in reverse at 20 mph. you just cant shift from R to 1st and lay the gas on in one motion and expect everything to work itself out."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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They REALLY DO!!!! They have like 10g of straight porn each on their PCs.Originally posted by obiwan18
Spec:
1. Do they have any desire to meet girls? This is not really something you can push.
No they dont.2. Do they always go together? There is no reason to presume that both of your cousins have the same problem.
Yes they did, but it changes everyday. So I try with any girl...I was thinking that they had to hit it of someday....but now, I'm just out of ressources. Hey, I even go see girls in bars and ask them to join us at our table just so that they would have to talk to a girl! Nothing to do.3. If they like women, have they stated their preferences, ie, what kind of women they like? This makes a big difference when trying to set somebody up.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Didn't they go to college? They could have solved this problem buy getting drunk at a frat party.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Dont think I haven't tried....it doesn't work. They want to but they never get to...Originally posted by Japher
I seriously think that getting them liquored or stoned around women would do wonders to their libeto-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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