Virgin twin cousins...is there hope?

[Spec]

Now now, calm down all you sex craving maniacs, if you are looking for a quick kinky story, this is not it.

This is something I have been thinking about for a while...And I AM very serious about it, this is no joke. I have twins cousins, guys, they are 27 years old...almost 28 and they are still virgins...If you would see them for the first time you would never guess this. They are not ugly, not fat, not repulsive...They just suck so much ass with women, it's just pathetic. One doesn't know how to talk to them (blabers, looks for his words, to damn shy. Not cute shy...just shy shy) and the other one is to....mmmmm....toooooo.....how should I say...stupid. He always thinks he is in the zone or whatever when he's 20 miles away from even knowing where to go so he goes on and on and you can just see that the girl is bored... This is just saddening because they are really good guys and they both deserve a girlfriend. I think that the problem is that they are so shy with girls that when they talk to them they are not their selfs anymore, they become those "Party friends but not more" kinda guys when they really should'nt.
I think what the problem is, is that they never slept with a girl before....not slept, never seen a naked girl in front of them before. I dont even know if they know what a girl's thigh feels like. You see how bad this is...They have no idea on how to flirt.
I tried matching them up with douzens of girls without succes, they always f**k up somewhere. But I think I finaly have a solution. Their birthday is coming up soon and me and one of my friends want to pay them an escort each. Not street whores, escorts. Now they would have a chance to experience what sex is like and maybe, after that, they would be less shy with the opposite sex. This would be my last resort to help them. I am running out of ideas here so if someone can help me out or give me their opinion on my idea I would appreciate it.

Please, try to be serious.

Spec.

[MRT144]

i think i could take care of that problem with 2 jimmy sacks and a keg.

and how the ****ing hell can we be serious when you are seriously considering getting them escorts.

[Spec]

Originally posted by MRT144
and how the ****ing hell can we be serious when you are seriously considering getting them escorts.

When you run out of options, you really think about anything you can....that's why I am asking.

[Ben Kenobi]

Do they have any friends who are girls?

Seems a more basic problem with communication moreso than needing an escort.

[MRT144]

cant you just buy them the next best thing? like a suped up RX7

[Japher]

You should ask them if it would be alright first... escort = high class whore, so why do you distinguish?

I think MRT is right... get them set up on dates, but get them (both your cousins and the dates) really trashed before you allow them to talk to each other.

[Boris Godunov]

They are gay.

Send them here. If they are, as you say, good-looking, then we can be of mutual assistance. They can have their first round of hot nookie, and I can fulfill one of my fantasies of having twins.

Thank you.

[Spec]

Originally posted by obiwan18
Do they have any friends who are girls?

Seems a more basic problem with communication moreso than needing an escort.

Well, all the girl friends that they have are are mostly my friends in the first place. We know the communication problem is there but we never have been able to solve it. I swear, I made them meet ATLEAST 25 girls each in the past 7 years and it never worked out!! Where is the problem you think? Where is it coming from? Now dont no one try to tell me it's because of their mother and all that crap.


Spec.

[Japher]

Maybe your right Boris?

Yet, if what they say about twins is right, shouldn't you be able to get away with just one whore, I mean escort.

Fords Suk!

[Spec]

Originally posted by MRT144
cant you just buy them the next best thing? like a suped up RX7

First, if it doesn't make my car brake or turn harder, go faster, then it's not on my car. So it's not a suped up RX7, it's an enhanced RX7.

Second, if you buy a car to get girls, you are an a*s, if a girl goes out with you because of your car, she is a bltch. So no, a car would not help them.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Japher

Fords Suk!

Damn right! But if you think an RX7 is a ford...

[Seeker]

Just get them on a plane to Korea.

Apparently, all white guys look like movie stars or something....

Hell, there's guys here who couldn't get within 3 feet of white girl going with 2 or 3 at a time.


Asia is Nice.

Asian Women are Nicer.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Japher
Maybe your right Boris?

Yet, if what they say about twins is right, shouldn't you be able to get away with just one whore, I mean escort.

Fords Suk!

hey! i drive a ford escort! it has a "dont be a ****" bumper sticker on it too. thats it, im coming to san jose with a can of whoopass for you...


right after i take my nap and have my juice

[Kropotkin]

No, there's no hope.

[Japher]

No, I think an Escort is a Ford