Most likely 51st US State

[Sava]

Originally posted by Ned
Cuba: 1) Proximaty; and 2) after we liberate them, there will be a large number of Cuban exiles returning. They will want to stay Americans. So, at an appropriate time, we will give Cuba a choice of staying with us or going independent. I suspect that they will choose to stay with America and will petition to become a state.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by gunkulator
In all seriousness,

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[Master Zen]

Originally posted by flash9286
all of South America should be the 51st state, we dont want to have to come down there again and liberate you all again

before I lose all respect towards your knowledge of history, please name me 1, just 1 south american country the US has "liberated".

[Sava]

Originally posted by Master Zen



before I lose all respect towards your knowledge of history, please name me 1, just 1 south american country the US has "liberated".

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[Dinner]

Originally posted by Master Zen
before I lose all respect towards your knowledge of history, please name me 1, just 1 south american country the US has "liberated".

It's a stretch but one could argue we liberated a portion of Columbia in 1903. I wouldn't make that argument but a solid case can be made.

[flash9286]

Master Zen: It was a joke, you dont watch the daily show do you.

[Master Zen]

Unfortuantely we don't get Comedy Central down here... shame...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Actually I think the US should be Mexico's 32nd state

Naw, we'd actually like to be able to drink the water

[Jac de Molay]

I'm nominating Canada. Super strong beer. Great strip clubs. Ordinances allowing women to go topless. "Escort" services.

It's a veritable Shangri-La

[Ben Kenobi]

But we have french people. Americans can't stand the French.

[Thud]

before I lose all respect towards your knowledge of history, please name me 1, just 1 south american country the US has "liberated".

And now its time for: THE MONROE DOCTRINE! (Yay!)

El Presidente Monroe came up with this snazzy document that essentially prevented Europeans from gaining and holding land in the New World.

Spanish-American War: There was a whole bunch of liberation going on here! Just look at Cuba! But, seriously, don't. I've had enough of looking at Cuba recently.

Mexican-American War: Erm... *cough* Uh... We liberated y'all from that evil Santa Anna dude! (just because we made a deal with him and let him in doesn't mean anything )

Nicaraguaictator out of commission.
Panama: Dictator out of commission.
Chile: Dictator out of commission. (we wished really, really hard for Pinochet to go away, and he did!)

All democratic nations:Liberation from poverty at the hands of tourists!

[Dinner]

Originally posted by obiwan18
But we have french people. Americans can't stand the French.

That's ok we'll strip away the laws which protect French culture and then we'll assimilate them just like we did in Louisiana,

[Chilean President™]

Chile: Dictator out of commission. (we wished really, really hard for Pinochet to go away, and he did!)

Yeah you help us a lot

Now are you going to liberate France from that "evil dude" called Jacques Chirac?

[Thud]

The 51st state will either be Peurto Rico (due to all the manufacutring going on there drawing a lot of Americans) or California (North and South)....

As I said, Puerto Rico was on the list of 10 I intended to post, but somehow didn't.

Good story idea: The Californian Civil War!

Entirely seriously, us conservative New Englanders can hardly wait for California to split off the continent. Los Angeles is an aberration:
a) a city in the middle of the desert that sucks up water for lawns and pools
b) even though it sucks up resources, it doesn't put anything out except for bad movies and actors
c) most celebrities are the shame of America. Commie, and mind-numbing. more teens know who's !@#$ing whom in Hollywood than where Iraq is.
d) they have no right to such warm weather. us good New Englanders deserve it more.

[Thud]

That's ok we'll strip away the laws which protect French culture and then we'll assimilate them just like we did in Louisiana,

We are the Yanks. You Frenchies will be assimilated into our collective of gluttony. Resistance is fultile.