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You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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oh, dead baby jokes.Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
You can't pick up bowling balls with a pitchfork"I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott CardComment
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William ShatnerConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Whats the joke to that one?Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
William Shatner
"I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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"No... its icecream!"
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St. Peter: You may enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
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SMEE again! GAAN f*ck yourself!B♭3Comment
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Hey Q cubed, here's a korean joke for ya.
"Don't go, Mong":-pComment
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bad, but
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what have you been doing with ming's daughterOriginally posted by rah
And that Your Honor, is how I ended up in that hotel room with that 16 year old girl.
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The boy scout says to the Pope "We're both parachuting out. That idiot Jesse Jackson just took my backpack."Comment
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2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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ajbera reminded me i didn't post my favourite Easter joke -
"The feet! The feet! The feet!"There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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