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Originally posted by Azazel
and then the man stared at her, and said "You ********er"
and then the man stared at her, and said "You ********er"
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YARR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!Comment
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"Third Chinese Torture: Left Testicle Tied To Bedpost""Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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And that Your Honor, is how I ended up in that hotel room with that 16 year old girl.
It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Remember, only Hugh can save florist friars.Be the bid!Comment
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Oh we never heard that one before!Comment
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one of my favorite foreign punchlines:
"a~ kiyupda!"B♭3Comment
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Face sticky."Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt WhitmanComment
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She was riding a skateboard.Stop Quoting BenComment
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"The smartest man in the world just took my backpack!"
"Alouette, gentille Alouette, Alouette je te plumerai."
"Not enough sand."Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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"Follow tracks, follow tracks, follow tracks BOOM...got hit by a train"
"I dunno, but my ass is killing me"
"Do you really think I asked for a 12-ince pianist?"
...and they both disappeared
A pitchfork
A shovel"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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"I peed in the holy water"Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Wife: (jerks her throat then spits):-pComment
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Are you checking the herpes I came to have examined?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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