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"Who's that guy standing next to John?"
Can't remember any others now.
Can't remember any others now.
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I saw the third guy coming with watermellons.Stop Quoting BenComment
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Damn you Boshko!!!!!!!
That was the line I thought of when I opened this thread. Now I gotta try to remember that other joke that I memorized.
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Put a scratch n' sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool..."I bet Ikarus eats his own spunk..."
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Kramerman - Creator and Author of The Epic Tale of Navalon in the Civ III Stories ForumComment
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"About 100 kilos""I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- DisComment
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Because he was a banana."Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"Comment
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"Hey, how do you think I rang the doorbell?"Comment
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Rod Hull's TV."Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
Eyewerks - you know you want to visit. No really, you do. Go on, click me.Comment
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"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go."BlahComment
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"Anywhere he wants."<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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The elephant let out an yelp and the ant said "Yeah! Suffer bitch, suffer!""Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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continuing OT: holy ****, really?
"and then the vicar said 'there's my trousers'""The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Arr, well, you see, I'd just gotten the hook.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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