I was wondering . . .

[MrFun]

are you a flamboyant heterosexual?

Do you have the outrageous tendency to talk about your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend?

Do you tell other people you're straight by displaying pictures of your loved one?

Do you insist on holding hands with your loved one in public places?

Do you advertise you being straight by celebrating your wedding, wife's pregnancy and then delivery, and your anniversary?

[Timexwatch]

Re: I was wondering . . .

Originally posted by MrFun
are you a flamboyant heterosexual?

Do you have the outrageous tendency to talk about your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend?

Do you tell other people you're straight by displaying pictures of your loved one?

Do you insist on holding hands with your loved one in public places?

Do you advertise you being straight by celebrating your wedding, wife's pregnancy and then delivery, and your anniversary?

MrFun, if I wasn't busy pumping iron between watching real football and bar-b-quing my t-bone steak or banging my supermodel girlfriend, I'd have to say this is a somewhat hamfisted attempt to point out double standards.

[Thoth]

Re: I was wondering . . .

Originally posted by MrFun
are you a flamboyant heterosexual?

Do you tell other people you're straight by displaying pictures of your loved one?

I'm single. Displaying pictures of my "loved one" just doesn't strike me as being a good idea.

Do you insist on holding hands with your loved one in public places?

This would get me arrested.

[Asher]

I am neither flamboyant nor heterosexual.

[Willem]

Re: Re: I was wondering . . .

Originally posted by Thoth


I'm single. Displaying pictures of my "loved one" just doesn't strike me as being a good idea.



This would get me arrested.

I can relate!

[Timexwatch]

Asher:

That's because you're a greedy bisexual.

[Skanky Burns]

No.

I have been with my g/f for 4 years, but most people on Apolyton don't even know what she looks like. And I'm keeping it that way.

[Ben Kenobi]

1. No. I'm in the closet.

2. Of course not. Why should they find out about each other?

3. Nope. People started acting weird when I had to switch to wallpaper.

4. Holding hands? Must have missed a step.

5. An anniversary? With her? If only I could last a year.

[Spiffor]

"Are you a flamboyant heterosexual?"
I don't think so. I've never boasted my heterosexuality.

"Do you have the outrageous tendency to talk about your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend?"
I do because my Girlfriend and I are together for only 2 months. I think it is the only cause.

"Do you tell other people you're straight by displaying pictures of your loved one?"
No.

"Do you insist on holding hands with your loved one in public places?"
She does. I prefer having my arm around her shoulder.

"Do you advertise you being straight by celebrating your wedding, wife's pregnancy and then delivery, and your anniversary?"
I will advertise my wedding, wife being pregnant and delivery, but it will obviosuly not being about showing I am heterosexual.

Maybe because I know no homosexual (or decalred one at least). If I was a clubber, and gays hitted on me, I would talk about my girlfriend, so that the guy knows I'm not a target.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Asher
I am neither flamboyant nor heterosexual.

cool

[Flubber]

Re: I was wondering . . .

Originally posted by MrFun
are you a flamboyant heterosexual?

Nope-- hardly ever mention my orientation

Originally posted by MrFun
Do you have the outrageous tendency to talk about your spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend?

Not usually unless significant others are the topic or I am asked a question.

Originally posted by MrFun
Do you tell other people you're straight by displaying pictures of your loved one?

At home yes-- otherwise no. I do have a pic of Mrs Flubber in my desk drawer at work

Originally posted by MrFun
Do you insist on holding hands with your loved one in public places?

I don't INSIST. But I will hold hands with Mrs Flubber if I want. It can be practical assitance if outside when its icy.

Originally posted by MrFun
Do you advertise you being straight by celebrating your wedding, wife's pregnancy and then delivery, and your anniversary?

Sure do and will . . . Does walking with a pregnant wife count ??


I know that the point of this thread was a sideswipe at those that complain about "flamboyant homosexuals" who do exactly the same behaviors with their same-sex partners.


Personally my opinion is simple-- homosexual or heterosexual, I think people have every right to show affection . . hold hands, a little kiss, display a picture or mention their significant other when the converstaion warrants. The only thing I don't like in public is over-top sexual behavior-- humping or making out in public if the location makes it innapropriate. There are some behaviors that just aren't appropriate in certain location IMHO and sexual orientation is irrelevant to that

[Spiffor]

MrFun :
What is the reasoning that led you to ask this poll please ?

[Urban Ranger]

Re: I was wondering . . .

1. No, I am asexual.
2. See 1.
3. See 1.
4. See 1.
5. See 1.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Spiffor
MrFun :
What is the reasoning that led you to ask this poll please ?

I was bored -- I know that most Apolytoners would agree with me anyway, that people can show affection and talk about their significant others regardless of sexual orientation.

[Willem]

Originally posted by Asher
I am neither flamboyant nor heterosexual.

Curious! A gay right-wing Albertan. You're a living contradiction!