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  • #31
    Originally posted by Richelieu


    If he is a pre-teen, he's lived most of his life under UN sanctions backed by the US after the Gulf war.

    You wonder why he hates the US ?
    Maybe because he was taught that the sanctions are entirely America's fault and have nothing to do with his own country's non-compliance with UN resolutions. Maybe.
    John Brown did nothing wrong.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by SlowwHand
      Canada? You mean that frozen tundra we sectioned off, due to unliveable conditions?
      Debate is on-going to extend to include Michigan's northern peninsula.

      No, No he means that country that you tried to liberate not realizing that the people there didn't want to be liberated. You know the ones that beat you back and burned down your capital building in retaliation. Frankly, you can keep the yoopers and upper Michigan, that's a uniquely American experience.

      Kokanee is my beer of choice and it has a nice manly mountaintop on it for Japher. I think it's only available in western Canada.

      Bush and Cretin would have to vie for the position of top moron. Cretin may look funny and speak pygmy english but Bush,well I'm sure we've all seen the pics that were posted here before of him doing various incredibly stupid things.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Felch X


        Maybe because he was taught that the sanctions are entirely America's fault and have nothing to do with his own country's non-compliance with UN resolutions. Maybe.
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        • #34
          All that, for what I said?

          Man. If I tried I could REALLY get you going.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #35
            Drink Stella - a fine Belgian lager.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Starchild
              Popular American beers are simply undrinkable. Weak too. Canadian beers are a bit better but stuff like Molson Export makes me gag. Sliemans Honey Brown however is damn good stuff.

              The only "beer" I drink is Sleeman's Honey Brown or Cream Ale...
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              • #37
                Originally posted by Demerzel
                Drink Stella - a fine Belgian lager.
                Ah, Stella, my lager of choice

                Now, if we're talking about poor quality beers, we need to mention Fosters. If I pissed in a glass and mixed it with carbonated water, I would imagine that it would taste quite similar to Fosters.
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                • #38
                  I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.


                  It's nice to beat the Yanks on home ice. What was the Amercan team's response? "You guys wanted it more than we did."
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                  • #39
                    I wasn't aware that Americans particularly cared that we lost in hockey.

                    -Arrian
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by DanS
                      We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

                      We haven't?
                      Not particularly. I'm sure you haven't noticed, though...
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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Starchild
                        Right now I'm drinking a very good Grolsch lager, a Dutch beer.


                        All I ever drink. Like right now...

                        But you foreigners drink it from a GREEN bottle??
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                        • #42
                          I actually drank it from a can.....
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                          • #43
                            Popular Canadian beer is just so much better.


                            Molson is crap!

                            What is with the weakness of the beer anyway? What is the standard strength of American beer? 3.5% is the standard content of a pint of beer over here in England. Plenty of lovely 5% beers and even 9% beers are relatively easy to find.


                            American beer is 5% alcohol.

                            You know the ones that beat you back and burned down your capital building in retaliation.


                            :confusion: I didn't know the Brits still owned the useless mass above us .

                            --

                            And people that say popular American beer is crap haven't tasted Sam Adams.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Paul Hanson
                              You can get ribs at McDonalds? That's news to me.
                              Yeah, McRibs, although I don't think they are selling them now, although I could be wrong...
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • #45
                                Forget lager, I am not a fan of lager. I'd prefer a bitter any day
                                Speaking of Erith:

                                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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