I was inspired by my best episodes thread, just thinking about all the great stuff in the Simpsons. Here's a few I can think of right now (can't remember if they are perfect):
"Look at me, I've been out of the house for a day and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman!"
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Dr. Hibberd - I should warn you that he may try to sniff around your crotch.
Homer - I've been around Scotsmen before.
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"In a way, you're both winners. But, in a more accurate way, Barney's the winner."
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"The fingers you have used for dialing are too fat. Please stay on the line for assistance, or, mash the keypad to order a special dialing wand."
"Look at me, I've been out of the house for a day and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman!"
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Dr. Hibberd - I should warn you that he may try to sniff around your crotch.
Homer - I've been around Scotsmen before.
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"In a way, you're both winners. But, in a more accurate way, Barney's the winner."
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"The fingers you have used for dialing are too fat. Please stay on the line for assistance, or, mash the keypad to order a special dialing wand."
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