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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food!
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food!
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my cats name is mittens."I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
- Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card -
Ralph: "...and when the doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life."
Lisa picking football games for Homer to gamble on at Moe'sComment
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In one of the Halloween episodes, The Homega man. Comic book store owner is walking down the street when the Nuclear missiles land:
"Oh, I wasted my life..."
Vaporized......
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Not nearly enough Grandpa on this thread, so...
"I used to be with it... and then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it is weird and scary to me."
"I wore an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at that time..."
"In those days, there were bees on the nickel. 'Gimme two bees for a dime,' we'd say..."
"The year was 19-ought-3; the president, the divine Miss Sarah Bernhardt."
"This was back in 19-dickety-5. We had to say 'dickety' because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "zero.'"
Grandpa (carrying wooden stake and mallet): We must kill the boy!
Lisa: Grandpa? How did you know Bart was a vampire?
Grandpa: Bart's a vampire? Aaaaagh! (runs from room"I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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From the "Who shot mr. Burns" episode, after Smither apologized for shooting Jasper(the old guy with the beard) in his wooden leg,
Jasper: You shot who in the what now?<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!Comment
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Homer (lying on sofa, beer on belly, watching TV, when the phone rings)
Homer: Marge. Maaarge? Kids
(picks up remote and points at phone, pressing buttons furiously)
"There must be something on this thing for that thing"Comment
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"Let's see now, I'm a Freemason, a Moose, a Communist, president of Gay and Lesbian association for some reason..."
-- Grandpa
"My Homer is not a communist. He might be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star."
-- Grandpa"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the worldComment
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Who is that fellow, I like the cut of his jib.
Monty Burns on seeing the devil.
We'll be as rich as Nazis
Private M. BurnsSpace is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams (Influential author)Comment
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"Flintstones chewable morphine."
(repeated ad nauseam) "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?"Comment
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Oooh... I feel all funny... I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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"Exxxxxcellent"
-Mr. BurnsComment
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I can't believe I forgot this one!
"Listen to me you. When I catch you I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your PANTS, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, ok?! Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat."
-Pissed off Moe on the phoneComment
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LOL....
Amanda Huginkiss."Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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(I'm not sure of the exact quote)
Burns is talking about being a dog or somthing.
Burns: If I were humping your leg and sniffing your crouch, whouldn't you feel the same way?
Smithers: Ummm.... if it were you sir?
I also liked the part when the camera was zoming in on Burns watching his wall of tvs while playing the Imperial March song from Star Wars.
Troy McClore (I can't spell his last name), on some special.
Troy: And now the moment you've all be waiting for. FULL HARDCORE NUDITY!!!!!!!!
Homer: Can you say Daddy? Say Da-ddy.
Bart: Homer
Homer: No, Daddy.
Bart: Homer.
Homer: Why you little! (grabs Bart).
Mr. Burns running over people in his car.
Burn: Out of my way! I'm a mortorist.I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!Comment
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"I wanna Seymour Butts"...or something like that, can't remember the exact phrase used.
Bart calling Moe off course
<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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