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  • lol, six pack. It's hiding, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.


    Hey, i said STARTING. It is starting to show. It needs love and encouragement.
    -connorkimbro
    "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

    -theonion.com

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    • I don't know what's more comical-- imagining you with a six-pack or you trying to lie about having it.
      If playground rules don't apply, this is anarchy! -Kelso

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      • No, really, it's really starting to look good! Really, it is!

        *dammit, why did I invite people that actually KNOW me to come to apolyton.*
        -connorkimbro
        "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

        -theonion.com

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        • I got like a line down the center of my abs and the sides are tone, but I can't get the friggin six pack lines... I've heard only a small percentage of guys have the genes for that anyways.
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • well i know that i've got the genes for it, because my dad has one, my brother has one, heck, even my SISTER has one. (she's pretty hardcore in shape. a rower, on a rowing team and all that)

            i'm still working off 3 years of college - eating pizza and drinking beer, sitting on my ass playing computer games all day.

            before the army, i weight about 205. i currently weigh about 170. and alot more of it is muscle weight.
            -connorkimbro
            "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

            -theonion.com

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            • How tall are you?
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              • Why get a six-pack when you can have the whole barrel?

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                • why drinking cannd beer at all?

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                  • yeah, been exercising too. started when i arm wrestled a friend about my size and a decade younger. to my suprise, beat the crap out of him - his idea, btw. but then my arm was sore for days. started pushups, curls, situps, running (30-40 minutes). Slacked off some lately, because of some minor, irritating illness, but hanging in there. it was amazing the difference when i went into a local bar recently - got lots of "feely" hugs from attractive women. nice. unfortunatley did not have chance to see if i could perform then.....

                    you know, "performance problems while drunk" is almost a oogp - over obvious generalization of perspective. like, "the milk tastes good because its yummy"
                    "Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.

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                      • How tall are you?


                        According to the army (i guess they're pretty accurate) 5'11"
                        -connorkimbro
                        "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

                        -theonion.com

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                        • I don't drink at all, so I'll never have this problem.

                          Although, I'll probably be too busy carrying my soused friends to my car to talk to any ladies.
                          Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                          • You just need to "accidently" take a drunk female to your car instead of a drunk friend.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • just noticed u r in s. korea. suggestion....get $hitface drunk w/ they guys, stay relatively sober when fishin' for those hot korean babes. compartmentalize your life and enjoy.
                              "Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.

                              i like ibble blibble

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                              • oh en route to s. korea....well, get $hitfaced drunk allu want - you are going to s. korea - gettin chances to perform will be no prob
                                "Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.

                                i like ibble blibble

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