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  • #46
    At least i get some, PH.
    -connorkimbro
    "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

    -theonion.com

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    • #47
      There's nowt wrong with the tug of love
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
        Erection and sexual performace deterioates rapidly with blood alchohol levels a little above thoses where you should not drive. Lower blood alchol level MAY help sexual perforce by lowering inhibitions and shyness.
        In my single days I found a large amount of alcohol and some dope worked wonders.
        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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        • #49
          No masturbation. At all. That will cure your problem. Bloody ****er.

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          • #50
            just in case anyone's wondering, finkian is a good friend of mine, and actually my roommate too. just so y'all know.
            -connorkimbro
            "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

            -theonion.com

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            • #51
              So he would know
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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              • #52
                I always get tired when drunk. And sad as well.

                Ergo, I could never bonk a lady in that state.

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                • #53
                  It's called lay off the booze you lush......sober sex only way to go. Sex and being drunk are not a good combo....
                  I see the world through bloodshot eyes
                  Streets filled with blood from distant lies.

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                  • #54
                    well, so much for physical conditions.. it's not like social conditions allow me to have sex anyway

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                    • #55
                      Ecthy, if you're having trouble getting laid, the time-honored solution is perfectly acceptable: Hire a whore.
                      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                        • #57
                          Come on, there's no shame in hiring a prostitute.
                          Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                          • #58
                            Yes there is. Why am I the only guy who can't get laid the normal way?

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                            • #59
                              alcohol diminishes sexual performance... DUH!
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Ecthelion
                                Yes there is. Why am I the only guy who can't get laid the normal way?
                                1. No, there isn't. Millions of men do it all the time.

                                2. Who says you're the only one? And for many men, the "normal" way involves lying, deceiving and objectifiying women to an atrocious degree, as well as sleeping with absolute sluts. Does that appeal to you more than going to a hooker?

                                Still, you probably have set ridiculously high standards, if all you are looking for is to get laid. I used to do the same thing (when I was pretending to be straight, that is... )

                                Most men don't get laid often at all.
                                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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