Performance problems while drunk.

[connorkimbro]

I really like getting drunk, and I also really like peforming. Unfortunately, I've often found myself unable to do both at the same time. Is this common? Is there anything that can be done about it? I mean hey, I can plan to go out and get drunk, but I'm not suave enough to really PLAN on performing. So on those lucky nights that I get a chance to peform, it's likely I'm already drunk.
Ideas?

[loinburger]

"Perform" meaning "get laid," or "perform" meaning "knock them dead with my stand-up comedy routine"?

[frostycreep]

Thanks for asking loin burger as i wasnt sure either, and i didnt want to ask for fear of sounding stupid and naive.

[Q Classic]

probably the comedy routine. it's a well known fact that the majority of posters here are, shall we say, inexperienced in the ways of women.

[connorkimbro]

Oh, don't be coy.

[Lefty Scaevola]

Erection and sexual performace deterioates rapidly with blood alchohol levels a little above thoses where you should not drive. Lower blood alchol level MAY help sexual perforce by lowering inhibitions and shyness.

[connorkimbro]

Yes but other people seem to be ok usually. At least when I talk to people about it. Me, I pretty much go numb. It's wierd. There's like, no feeling, no reaction.

Well, not NONE, it's still POSSIBLE, but it's seriously alot more difficult.

[Q Classic]

well, if you get it up, and it's kinda numb, you can always pass it off as "stamina" later on...

[reds4ever]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
well, if you get it up, and it's kinda numb, you can always pass it off as "stamina" later on...

[Gibsie]

Just don't end up peeing in some poor girl.

[connorkimbro]

woah, gross.

[Gibsie]

It's happened before!

...not to me.

[Kassiopeia]

I think throwing up on her is equally bad.

[Gibsie]

What, as bad as peeing inside a girl?

[Kassiopeia]

Hmmm... come to think of it, peeing inside her might be a bit worse. Then again, I think there are more of that kind that get kicks out of pee then vommit around, so the chance of the blunder actually proving useful is higher with peeing, thus making tossing yer cookies risky business.