Performance problems while drunk.

[Ecthy]

[Az]

as you see, Andreas, setting up high standards, when trying to get laid , and then failing miserably , is just another stop on that one way train heading for San Francisco , if you know what I mean.

[Ecthy]

If you're goooooooooiiiing to Saaaaan Fraaaanciscooooo

[Bereta_Eder]

he got the virus.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
Yes there is. Why am I the only guy who can't get laid the normal way?

Welcome to the club, bro

[Az]

we've got tens of thousands of branches, worldwide.

[Zoid]

Sex starved nice guys of the world unite!

[Az]

sorry , I am with the ugly bastards branch.

[Zoid]

No sweat, SSNG is a multi-tendency organization...

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Kamrat X


Welcome to the club, bro

Yes, and I am the grand poobah and high senior of the international guild of celibacy

[Skanky Burns]

I tried joining that club, but didn't meet the requirements.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison


Yes, and I am the grand poobah and high senior of the international guild of celibacy

Yep, your a living legend in the organization

[Az]

[faded glory]

I once did barf on a girl. Actually we were kissing, it just happened.. I pulled out just in time to barf on her shoes. I had drank some egg nogg and it was the begining of a horrible week of stomach trouble.


Hookers are dirty. I dont cheat. I wont ever cheat. Cheaters suck ; you cant trust em. Girls that sleep with someone else are just as willing to steal your wallet and car then head to Utah. I think thats the catholic inside of me speaking. As oppose to my d!ck. Which takes over all thought and bodily control from 7pm-9pm

"I used to do the same thing (when I was pretending to be straight, that is... "

lol. you were str8!

[Immortal Wombat]

Originally posted by drake
Sex and being drunk are not a good combo....

Unfortunately, I've solved this by living with neither

I'm joining the organisation too.