Performance problems while drunk.

[Ecthy]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Halitosis, acne, or latent homosexuality?

A bit of all

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Eli


*joins*

Kamrat X : Are you really 33 years old? I was always sure you're 17, 18...

Been checking my profile, Eli?

But yes, I am 32 (33 in November ) At least chronologically, mentally I´m 18 at best

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ecthelion


A bit of all

The first two are very curable.

The last, well...I'm sure red_jon wouldn't mind trekking over to Germany to fulfill your needs there...

[Frankychan]

I think it all depends on how much you drink.

If you drink enough to get all s***faced, then doing the "hibbity-bibbity" is a bad idea.

But if you just drink 2 or 3 drinks to calm your nerves so you can go over and talk comfortably with the girl, then that's ok.

Although I have seen it where the girl is all drunk and wanted some lovin'...

[finkian]

unfortunately, connor never seems to get laid unless he's wasted, poor guy. Maybe he's just exceedingly nervous, and needs all the alcohol to get his groove on. Vicious circle, that.
Me, thank god, I have no such issues.

[Boris Godunov]

Of course, people who never get laid wouldn't have any such issues...

[finkian]

lol, riiiiiiight

You joking? They're beating down my door!
Hmph.
(stalks off, mumbling discontentedly)

[Frankychan]

Hmmm, speaking from firsthand experience, being (absolutely) drunk doesn't help in choosing the girl you wanna hook up with.

I would suggest to work out more and drink less. A fit body=a fit mind=confidence.

me? I'm halfway there to a fit body, not exactly bricks and still soft in some area's but I don't mind talking to new ppl when I get the chance. But just have a coupla drinks to loosen up if your personality is "as stiff as a board".

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by frankychan
But just have a coupla drinks to loosen up if your personality is "as stiff as a board".

I don't think it's his personality that he's worried about being like that...

[finkian]

That too... Sometimes you have to get him liquored up just to get him to relax enough to carry a conversation with anyone. Not stiff as a board, really.... just shy.

[connorkimbro]

yes, shy, that's the word. shy.

and i don't ALWAYS have to get drunk to just get laid. it just seems like that's the recent trend.

. . . well, trend if you can even consider how infrequently i get laid to be a "trend" lol

I would suggest to work out more and drink less. A fit body=a fit mind=confidence.

Not necessarily. Being in the army, i work out quite regularly. i'm in pretty good shape, physically.

[tandeetaylor]

Originally posted by connorkimbro
Being in the army, i work out quite regularly. i'm in pretty good shape, physically.

Just kidding.

(PS Amelie was great...husband had hard time keeping up with subtitles...he liked it anyway)

[connorkimbro]

Actually, I am in MUCH better shape than I was at DLI. Goodfellow PT is actual real PT, 5 days a week. It's pretty good pt.

I'm even starting to get a six-pack (abs) again, and i've dropped several minutes off my run time since coming here.

Glad you liked Amelie. i thought you'd especially like the very end, when he comes to her apartment, and then leaves and she opens the door and he's still there and she kisses him. Ya know? There was that unspoken thing that you always liked.

[finkian]

lol, six pack. It's hiding, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
Members:

Ecthelion
Kamrat X
Azazel
Provost Harrison
Immortal Wombat

Enemies:

Skanky Burns

*Skanky Burns gets beaten to a bloody pulp by all the SSNG members*