Performance problems while drunk.

[bigvic]

think dirty thoughts, or spike ypur booze w/ viagra

[Q Classic]

perfect solution. purchase one of those blow-up dolls, get absolutely and positively smashed so you can't tell what's what, and then take viagra. you'll end up not knowing who you went to bed with, getting laid, so to speak, and being able to pass it all off as stamina.

[Ecthy]

that's why we hate you, SB

[MOBIUS]

Caffeine works for me!

But then I never tend to get as far as falling over drunk...

Besides, I always thought foreplay was 'stalling for time' whilst the caffeine kicked in'...

[Ecthy]

Members:

Ecthelion
Kamrat X
Azazel
Provost Harrison
Immortal Wombat

Enemies:

Skanky Burns

*Skanky Burns gets beaten to a bloody pulp by all the SSNG members*

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by faded glory
I dont cheat. I wont ever cheat. Cheaters suck ; you cant trust em. Girls that sleep with someone else are just as willing to steal your wallet and car then head to Utah. I think thats the catholic inside of me speaking.

Yet you're still friends with that *sshole who cheated on his gf? Is it any different for men?

"I used to do the same thing (when I was pretending to be straight, that is... "

lol. you were str8!

And you'd know this how?

I had my first crush on a guy when I was 7 years old...

[Alexander's Horse]

Guys, guys, there is no mystery to getting girlfriends.

Of course posting here all the time will probably reduce your strike rate enormously.

[Ecthy]

Smartarse, I'm not posting here all the time. In fact it is all in things a lot deeper.

[Sava]

cheaters do suck and I wouldn't be friends with a guy or girl who cheated... I'm not upset about being sex deprived because I won't have sex with anyone I'm not either in love with or falling in love with. I won't have sex with a girl unless I'm serious about the relationship, but keep in mind I'm talking about intercourse ... I'm currently without a GF, I suppose I have too high standards.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
Smartarse, I'm not posting here all the time. In fact it is all in things a lot deeper.

Halitosis, acne, or latent homosexuality?

[Eli]

Originally posted by Ecthelion
Members:

Ecthelion
Kamrat X
Azazel
Provost Harrison
Immortal Wombat

Enemies:

Skanky Burns

*joins*

Kamrat X : Are you really 33 years old? I was always sure you're 17, 18...

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Sava
cheaters do suck and I wouldn't be friends with a guy or girl who cheated... I'm not upset about being sex deprived because I won't have sex with anyone I'm not either in love with or falling in love with. I won't have sex with a girl unless I'm serious about the relationship, but keep in mind I'm talking about intercourse ... I'm currently without a GF, I suppose I have too high standards.

[Boris Godunov]

Can I be an enemy, since I get laid pretty regularly?

[Sava]

AH, which part did you find amusing?

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

Unfortunately, I've solved this by living with neither

Me too. Well maybe I have time yet to rectify the situation but my prospects aren't that good.

We could arrange group discounts for... 'services'.