The Conquest Thread

[Mercator]

Great news indeed! If frankychan seals this alliance the world will know a new Socialist world order.
And I agree, war should not be our primary goal... but perhaps we could convince other world leaders to adopt the socialist ideology and join our alliance.

[Boris Godunov]

BREAKING NEWS

His most high majestic...um, Majesty, Tsar Boris I of Godunova, has issued the following statement:

"Godunova is sickened by the crimes of the Southern Federation, once a valuable ally under the level-headed David Dalgetti. The invasion of Central America is intolerable, as is the disgusting terrorist acts in Great Britain.

Boris hereby throws himself whole-heartedly into the Lake Pact and stands shoulder-to-shoulder with those nations agains Southern aggression. He demands the immediate withdrawl of Federation forces from Central America and the cessation of all terrorist activities."

3 of Godunova's mighte Mega-Carrier warships were seen deploying into the Atlantic early this morning, and they incredibly mighty Godunovan army has been put on full mobilization status. The Godunovan ambassador to the Southern Federation has been withdrawn in protest, and Boris is urging all freedom-loving nations of the world to unite in a full embargo against the Federation until it complies with Lake Pact demands. Failure for the Federation to comply is tantamount to war.

[History Guy]

King Vlad History Guy arises to the podium, and looks down on the crying throngs cheering his name: "For the first time in history," he says, "We are in full agreement with Tsar Gudonov. The crimes of the Southern Federation are heavy, as we of the Eastern European Empire well know after suffering from the devilishly evil and vile and monstrous and horrible and dastardly and utterly imbecilic terrorist attack on our Mars station. Now, the people of Great Britain feel the pain that we have felt, and have seen the crazy silly behaviour of that silly little guy Dalgetti in action. We contribute two corps to the cause of the total defeat of this terrorist nation, the Southern Federation. May God go with us, may right overcome wrong..." Sits down, stands up, removes someone's hair pin from seat of pants, and sits down again. The applause lasts a solid four hours and a half...

[Firelad]

...President Mark Firelad sits uncomfortably in his large command chair at the undisclosed location. He broods over the latest world events. "So that is how it's gonna be," he says to himself.
He presses a big button on his chair. A screen in front of him comes to life, and a middle-aged scientist asks him from the other side of the line: "Yes, Mr. President?"
Mark Firelad hesitates for a moment, then clear his throat. "Deploy operation Lethal Sheep in 24 hours. Code Two-Five-Alpha-Four-Epsilon-Delta."
The scientist winces visibly. "Are you sure, Mr. President?"
"You have your orders. Firelad out."
President Firelad presses another button, and the screen goes blank. With shaky fingers he twists a knob. The room darkens, and if there was anyone else there, they could have heard a whisper: "What have I done?"...

[Boris Godunov]

Welcoming the stance of the EEE, Tsar Boris issues the following Ultimatum to the Southern Federation:

You have 12 hours to comply with the demand for withdrawl, or a state of war will be declared. You cannot withstand the combined wrath of the nations of the Honolulu and Lake Pacts, and all you will accomplish is the suffering of your people and your own destruction. Think carefully.

[Firelad]

Hearing the news about the Ultimatum issued by Tzar Boris, Firelad was enraged. Without a word, he fired up the screen again, and shouted at the scientist: "You have a change in orders. Deploy Operation Lethal Sheep now!"
He then arose from his chair, and stormed out of the command-center.

Some half an hour later, the following announcement was broadcast, with minor variations, in all major world media and news channels:

Breaking News:
War! The Southern Federation, in a rather expected move, has invaded New Canada at several fronts. New Canada's Southern American territories are being overwhelmed by a hammer-and-anvil invasion from two fronts. On the Mexican border, the Southern Federation forces are now advancing as well, alebit more slowly, taking great care to entrench their positions.
Fighting in all fronts is heavily supported by artillery and aerial bombardment.
New Canada's island possessions are being bombed from the sky and sea, and most are also in early stages of amphibious invasion.
Strangely, there are very few human beings in the Southern Federation Army. Most of the corps are made out of cloned, genetically and cyber-enhanced sheep, swarming across the landscape in great numbers.
Several sea-skirmishes are being fought with Godunova, with no desicive winners as yet. It is speculated that an invasion of Africa is being planned by utilising several attack waves of diverse composition.
Large Southern submarine presence is making itself felt in the Atlantic Ocean.
We still await news of the actions of the Southern Federation's only confirmed ally, New Mongolia.

[Boris Godunov]

NEWS

Having anticipated the Federation's evil sneak attack, Tsar Boris gives the immediate go ahead for the long-planned and top-secret "Operation Lamb Stew"



Several dozen Godunovan nuclear submarines, strategically positioned off the coasts of South America and cloaked from all radar and sonar, immediately launch scores of ballistic missles. Within minutes, the unsuspecting population of South America's cities are rained upon by fiery death from the sky. Entire neighborhoods of Rio, Buenos Ares, Brasila and all other major Federation cities are levelled in minutes, killing scores.

In the Atlantic, stealth bomber squadrons launch from the Mega-Carriers and begin supporting Godunova's battleships by bombing the bejesus out of the Federation fleet.

Meanwhile, Godunovan Fighter jets that had been secretly stationed at hidden bases on Carribean islands begin aerial assaults on the advancing sheep army, resulting in instant shish-kabobs and the smell of mutton in the air...

[Firelad]

Everything edited out, this never happened

[Boris Godunov]

*ahem*

Rule of thread: No nukes or any weapons that can destroy everything, like a moon laser.

[Az]

yes , Firelad. The moon laser was just a proctective shield against a huge asteroid that got me very popular.

[Az]

oh , and Incubia starts to flourish. Our nation, now 80 million strong , has stopped the method of the "gene randomizer " cloning technique, dubbed immoral by some. Though people don't know about what's going on back in the solar system, They sure would like to find out .Cities have grown , and a central government is already well established . now a string of high speed drones have been send back to earth travelling nearly the speed of light . They'll be near the earth in approximately a few years ( a few days in here ) carrying a greeting from the people of Incubia, and chancellor David Dalgetti ." We are the settlers with the beloved leader , Dalgetti , we now call ourselves Incubians , for the planet we live in. The Incubians have now the entire planet covered with young trees , and animals from earth roam free. An atmosphere has been created from the soil , by utilizing fusion power. We live in heaven . What's your status, people of the world , and my dear friend , President Mark? "

[Boris Godunov]

Tsar Boris dispatches an urgent communique to Dalgetti, his former closest ally, and explains the situation of the world, stressing President Mark's tyrannical aggression and his causing a world war. Boris requests Dalgetti, for the sake of humanity on Earth, b*tch-slap his heir and set him straight. Boris profoundly regrets having to rain down destruction on South America, but it was a provoked action, as the Southern Federation invaded a pact ally first. The Godunovan people are fully prepared to provide economic stimulus for rebuilding once President Mark has surrendered unconditionally and resigned from power, handing himself over for trial on charges of crimes against humanity.

[Mercator]

Whoa! Whoa! STOP! This whole stupid war is based on a large misunderstanding!
As you may recall, Central America was part of Richelieu, which was part only of the Honolulu Pact. Moreover, the de facto ruler of Richelieu was Frankychan of the PRNZ... And the Southern Federation and Mongolian Empire are in talks with him about forming an alliance AGAINST the Lakes Pact. This entire war seems wholly premature.
If both of you do not end this war immediately I must intervene!

[Boris Godunov]

Regardless, Mercator, it is the Southern Federation that has caused the war by invading New Canada. They started it. It is his responsibility to stand down. President Mark will have to recall his troops and make reparations to New Canada at the very least.

You can see by his failed moon laser stunt that he is a madman who would gladly destroy you in the process of his megalomania. You would be best served not only to renounce him, but join us against him.

[Mercator]

A humongous Mongolian army ruthlessly rolls across the Godunovan Arabian peninsula. Meanwhile, the Mongolian fleet captures Madagascar and the Comoros, without so much of a sign of resistance.