The Conquest Thread

[Mr. President]

Can I play? I'll go United States of "America" or anything else you decide to stick me with.

[History Guy]

King Vlad History Guy happily announces to people that "a new dawn of peace and prosperity has arrived, ya-hoo!!" But he also informs them that "Mercator of the Mongols had betrayed us, and when must remember that these cowardly enemies will try to destroy us and our enemies, but always remember, right will prevail over wrong! And when has the EEE been right? Well...ummm...well...let me think..."

[Kassiopeia]

European Russia and Fennoscandia...

I'll go with the Phobos Pact, but only if the EEE can join in as well.

* thinks of giving power to one of his governors and retiring *

[Kassiopeia]

Oh, wait! Kassland remains under GF as well! That's a must, a condition.

[Ari Rahikkala]

The dolphins pop up to say that they're alive but haven't really been in the empire-building scene since they're bored with the planet and might really just decide to transcend and disappear someday.

[ranskaldan]

Kass:

In order to keep Kassland, you've gotta give up something else to Mercator.
I'm sorry, but I've already promised him Japan (or some other large chunk) to keep his hands off the Middle East.

Mercator:

Would you agree to Greater Finland keeping Kassland?

History Guy:

Indeed, peace has arrived. So I assume that you're now part of the Phobos Pact?

newcomers:

well.... we're kinda full up right now, but there still are some places available. Some players haven't turned up in a while and you can take their places if you want.

You can also be a province governor of an existing power. Mercator was one..... then he revolted, and look how powerful he is now.

[Kassiopeia]

*sends a private communique to ranskaldan in the chat*

[ranskaldan]

An army consisting of beavers, moose, and wolves have crossed the 49 parallel. Bombing raids have begun on the cities of Greater Israel and troops have already moved into several major cities.

In the meantime, Finnish troops have landed in Iceland & Greenland.

[Sirotnikov]

My people of Cuban Palestine are extremely angry at the intellectual opression of their culture by some dominant powers.

I couldn't reign in the terrorists.. if they were such things in my territory.

[Sirotnikov]

Eli just surrendered on the chat.

He officially gave his territories to the rule of Palestinian Cuba.

I quote:

Eli: who took my provinces?
kassiopeia: no one
Eli: siro can have them

[Kassiopeia]

Greater Finland (what's left of it) is giving it's entire military infrastructure under the temporary command of leader Ranskaldan to help centralise the execution of our plans.

[Sirotnikov]

Since I'm officially a part of the L pact, I demand control over Greater Israel.

It's much better when the enemy gives control to you.

[Az]

as a new world order , with a single government spanning all mankind looms, Dalgetti, now a well known wise and benevolent leader in his late 30s has become a historical figure of proportions matching Julius Ceaser , Napoleon Bonaparte and Joseph Stalin. He decides to retire , to a distant retreat of some sort. However , massive demonstrations of a group never heard before rocks the capitals of the Phobos pact. People around Buenos Aires, Atlanta, Gagarin, and New Moscow are staging manifestations in support of the leader , on both sides of the WWIII , on Earth and on other Phobos pact controlled planets . They call thems "Dalgettists" , and ask the honorable leader David Dalgetti , to join him and establish a new society . After a long thought, he agrees. They join him on a spaceship that has been built in the honour of the great leader on Mars. Hundreds of thousands of people , (mostly beautiful women )are joining him , workers, scientists , engineers and managers . He humbly calls them "the searchers of humanity" , and insists that this is not a personality cult.

They leave on a long Journey to Alpha Centaury. a Journey that would take more than a century.

Before leaving, Dalgetti calls new elections in the Southern Federation. He urges everyone to vote for a fellow , not well known around, that's often , half-jokingly is called "Mr. President". He urges him to follow the path of democracy and planned economy , using the latest computer technology to achieve maximum effectivness.

He calls ranskaldan a great leader that will surely benefit at his post as the leader of the Phobos pact. He hopes he'll never forget his friendship.

[Sirotnikov]

*control goes to Siro*

To help the new expanded Palestine, raskaldan can build military bases in Greater Isr... Palestine.

I would also like to condem the terrorists which blew up all the Jewish relics in Greater Isr.. Palestine. But I take no responsability.

[ranskaldan]

New Canada, Greater Palestine, and Greater Finland have forced the Lakes Pact. This is due to the fact that all of them have lakes in their realms. Other world leaders are reassured that this pact has no military significance whatsoever.

Invitations to join the Lakes Pact have been sent out to the EEE, New Zealand, the Duchy of Straylight, and to Godunova.

In other news: in the final settlement of the previous war, Siberia and Kassland have been awarded to Mercator.