The Conquest Thread

[devilmunchkin]

i like the name, ranskaldan...more universal that way.
this just in: Bruce willis n co go blast that asteroid to hell.
i might have to leave poly forever soon guys. i'll keep you posted. i'll see what i can do.

[Az]

dm: silly , Bruce Willis doesn't exist. .

[Mercator]

Mercator reestablishes his rule over Korea, creates a strong buffer zone in Southe China, deploys his Central Asian troops and a modest Caspian fleet in Kazakhstan and Iran to counter the Kaladan offensive and attack him in the flank and rear.
He also hopes GF and the EEE will join his attack at the front and other flank of the Kaladan offensive. This war shouldn't last long this way, and the Pact of all Pacts may very well take all of the Kaladan land in the Middle East.

i might have to leave poly forever soon guys.

No!

[Az]

why do you leave dm?




a special taskforce of Southern Marines, and a an armored division of the territorial guard, have raided the coast of the caspian sea, and left all harbours ruined. an airborn mission has also destroyed all road and rail links in the mountaineous region of tajikistan , leaving troop transports uneffective. Only minor casualties have been reported on both sides , as the the airborn spec-ops troops have made this an extremely short raid.
Analists expect this mission to halt all Mongolian progress in the ME , especially with Lima pact troops having a big edge now , with the relative immobility of the main mongolian army trapped in Western China. with the forces of Lima Pact members menacing the Governor Zevico with a full invasion, and thus rendering him neutral and unwilling to pass troops through his territory , and The Mongolo-Adenian border being a mountainous hellhole that was rendered totally unpassable with Kaladar airborn engineering destroying all mountain paths .

Officials in the Lima Pact stressed that if the EEE shall be involved, it will suffer a blow not seen since that mars incident.

In other news today:
"Mike Tyson attacked an passer by, Reasoning it :" I was in the mood".
we'll also continue following our story of the month:
"Giant Asteroid that could destroy all humanity - 3 weeks left".

[devilmunchkin]

x out those plans. i'm staying. rooted here. I just may be on a little less when i go to cali....tomorrow! you want to know why, pm me.

dalgetti: i have a people making machine where i can produce this sort of thing at will. That's how i got my bevy of gothic pool boys that surround me and cater to my every whim.

I'm surprised more of you don't visit my tropical island, where we throw out virtual reality and just give you the real thing.

therefore, asteroid has been destroyed armageddon style.

[Az]

I guess that lives my huge laser to pursue other ... targets in life

[Kassiopeia]

ack, I forgot my leadership obligations, but like Mercator said, frankychan, you are most welcome to join the Pact of All Pacts!

*save & read offline*

[History Guy]

NEWS FLASH!

MARS MADNESS MOOPS MICKEY MOUSE

A small missile exploded in the middle of the attack of the Southern Federation on EEE Mars Base 1, killling most of the attackers. The only EEE loss due to the missile was a small Mickey Mouse plastic figurine. King Vlad History Guy promises that "Mars will be ably protected in the future." New security systems and 200 more marines were shuttled up to Mars today. When asked how the King would respond to the evil, downright stinky attack by the Southern Federations, he simply grinned and said, "Hee hee hee...we will be avenged!"

NEWS FLASH!!

GOLLY BEANS!, CRIES EEE SECRETARY OF STATE

Today, a threatening message was received from President Dalgetti of the Southern Federation. In response, the King moves one corps of infantry to the Mongolian front line. He wishes to state that up to this time, there were no EEE troops in with the Mongolians, but this threat from the Southern Federation, which Vlad whittily refers to as 'The Fouthern Sederation', has only brought upon them their worse fears.

NEWS FLASH!!!

NOT AGAIN!? OH WAIT! LOOK! WE WON!

Five minutes ago, three brigades of Southern Federation troops were surrounded and captured, every single man surrendering. Despite an attack on their captors with raddishes (for some reason), the prisoners are now under control. EEE wishes to hold a peace meeting now with the SF, but they say that if the SF doesn't want peace, that's OK too.

NEWS FLASH!!!!

ASTEROID BLOWN UP!

And, in other news today:

"Herbicidal Maniac on the loose, please guard your ferns..."
"Joe Nickles to be lead singer in Eastern European Skinhead Band"
"The Finals in Midget Wrestling"
"Man makes 94-foot Blood Sausage, Dies Eating it"
"Elephant Steps on Renaissance Paintings"

[Az]

cough . We've already overrun EEE's Mars-1 two days ago , silly.

It's a page or two ago.

President Dalgetti requests Vlad to handle all POWs well, or face a tomahawk in his office. He gently reminds Vlad History Guy that Southern Submarines are deep in the seas of the Duchy of Starlight, and will not hesitate to strike.

Mongolian troops' advance was stopped for a long time nevertheless. Mission Accomplished

[Mercator]

A large army may have been trapped in Western China, but considering I have added Kazakhstan and Iran to my territory only a short while ago, there were plenty of troops stationed around there as well, although mostly spread around the country. These troops included Engineers, to update local infrastructure to the Mongol standard. They'll come in handy for reestablishing the routes to the Mongol heartland.

While transport though the Caucasus may have been made very difficult, the Kazakh troops are still able to progress (although slowly) towards the Kaladan front. Maybe this slowing down actually has a positive effect. Our troops won't come in direct contact with the main attack force but will end up behind it, allowing it to cut Kaladan supply lines and retake any newly conquered territory. This will force the Kaladan troops to turn around and face the Mongolian wrath, unless they intend to get their entire army trapped surrounded behind enemy lines.

Meanwhile, the Iranian branch simply forgets about getting up into Russia, but concentrates on conquering the Middle East, taking several vital airbases, providing the airsupport in Russia, in the process.

Moreover, Zevico is unlikely to be neutral, considering it's only a province of Greater Finland, which simply isn't in the position to declare neutrality. And if it would declare itself neutral, that would effectively be seen as treason, and would promptly be annexed.

Finally, my Caspian navy may be modest, but considering it's an inland sea, part of the GF empire for ages, and only shortly a Kaladan coast, these marines can't have had much heavy artillery. Leaving the Caucasus as is, the fleet turns around and pounds the marines to pulp.

[Drake Tungsten]

Sorry that I've been away for so long, but the real world has put a cramp in my fantasy empire building as of late. I moved off campus for the summer last weekend and then proceeded to have my tonsils and adenoids removed on Monday. I still feel like crap and can't eat solid food, but I figured I should stop in quick and show that Tungstenia is still to be feared...

Thanks to ranskaldan for watching out for my possessions while I was away. You're a good ally and I promise to fight the Finns to the death with you, if need be. I have a horrible internet connection here at my folks house, so I can't download the updated map, but hopefully our plans came to fruition and Kassland is now mine!

frankychan : Since you were nice enough to not claim parts of Tungstenia while I was away, I wish to award you with a membership in the Honolulu Pact. It is the oldest alliance in this fantasy world and one of the most powerful; we own the Pacific and exert worldwide clout through our alliance with the Lima Pact.

Anyway, I probably won't be around much after today. Like I said, the internet connection here is abysmal and I can't really spend the time on the internet that I would like. With this in mind, I leave all of the foreign policy decisions for Tungstenia in the hands of our trusted allies, Dalgetti and Ranskaldan. My mutant, laser-toting sea bass are at your disposal. Please destroy Eli with them...

Later, guys. Have fun.

[Eli]

I allow the ZOG council to decide the future of Eliland and Israel.

[Frankychan]

Thank you Tungsten for allowing me membership into the "Honolulu Pact". I'm sorry that you are not able to continue your leadership of Tungstenia and also wish you the best in your health. I hope you feel better and one day return to Apolyton.

To Kass and History Guy- seeing as how I am now an official member of the Honolulu Pact, I believe our relations will come to an end. However, I will still continue shipments of margarita's and pina colada's if you continue shipping me arms and munitions.

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***NOTICE***

Chairman Frank of the People's Republic of New Zealand has just given a state address to the world...let's listen in:

"...And with our new alliance into the Honolulu Pact, I feel that we are ready for our great plan, the People's Plan! I am hereby giving notice to the people of Morb-controlled Australia that Soviet New Zealand forces will invade if their government does not follow our demands:

1. Australia will be effectively cut in half. Eastern Australia will become PRNZ territory. Western Australia will be allowed to be governed by Morb.

2. All Australian resources that would fall into PRNZ territory will remain stationary.

3. Ayer's Rock will be converted into a Soviet listening post."

[History Guy]

NEWS FLASH!!

TOMAHAWK FOUND IN DALGETTI'S OFFICE
LANDS IN SECRETARY...

NEWS FLASH AGAIN!

VLAD DENOUNCES ENEMY PACTS AND MEMBERS, AND SAYS "Heck, if they had half a bean, they'd join the Pact of All Pacts"

[Kassiopeia]

Franky, we, the members of PoAP, would be idiots to continue shipping armament to a nation that has allied with a Pact hostile to us.