The Conquest Thread

[Kassiopeia]

We great world leaders share obsessions, I see. Well, somewhat different targets, but obsessions nonetheless. Some evil overlords have obsessions towards the heroines of the story, some towards strange sexual fetishes, but some just love to sit down and listen to the same piece of music over and over again.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Heh heh. Maybe I should start making a personality for my character, just for the PRH of it...

Most of the time nobody really knew what the Duke of Straylight was doing. He spent hours every day buoying on the desolate waters of the high seas, where nothing but sea and sky stretched out several kilometers in every direction. All that others knew was that he just floated there, doing nothing in particular. When LightEning (damn I hate this name) was commanding his duchy, his orders clearly came from his base that was situated somewhere east from the Caribbean isles, but he was not in command for long periods of time; It was known that he tended to exit the base sometimes even every half an hour to swim to the surface and spend a few minutes or hours just watching the empty sea.

... nah, it just doesn't sound good. Not right for this thread.

[History Guy]

IN OTHER NEWS TODAY...

King Vlad History Guy was present today at the funeral of Verandah Macktooh, a reporter eaten by a dolphin while reporting from Krecwazck-Zjkqa.

Reporters have tried to ask King Vlad History Guy for an interview, but he says he's too busy listening to Enya music to be interrupted. Comrade Wooolerushki is showing growing concern over the fanatic devotion of several world leaders to their CDs.

[Kassiopeia]

Reading the news, Chief President is utterly delighted to find out that King History has developed a taste for some very excellent music...

*sends 30 000 rabbits to EEE as a tribute*

[Ari Rahikkala]

Hearing about the music taste of King Vlad History Guy, Duke of Straylight LightEning has immediately ordered a complete cessation of hostilities towards the citizens of the Eastern European Empire and sent an apology to all the leaders of the Pact of All Pacts.

[Kassiopeia]

Chief President Kass has accepted the Duchy's apology in behalf of the Pact of All Pacts.

And who said music can not bring world peace?

[devilmunchkin]

ranskalden..yes but it's a special alliance. if it were a true alliance, woulnd't my people form an army that would be training under yours?

[Ari Rahikkala]

"Luuletko että kitaraa
soittamalla voi parantaa maailmaa?
En tiedä onko näin,
mutta ainakin soitan sitä oikeinpäin..."

-- Eppu Normaali's tribute to Jimi Hendrix

[Kassiopeia]

* Is arsed to remember that Eppu Normaali song about Joe Fogerty *

[Ari Rahikkala]

Hmm... well, thanks for correcting me.

* goes to bang the knowledge into head *

[Kassiopeia]

Reminding you? Your quote was fine, I just can't remember a verse from Eppu Normaali's song "Joe Fogerty".

[Ari Rahikkala]

Ahmwell... OK then...

[ranskaldan]

devilmunchkin:

huh?
if i'm not wrong, you are allied with kassiopeia.
that means, you're allied against me, not with me.

In the meantime,
Chancellor ranskaldan listens to trance music, a sign that he is undergoing steady brain deterioration under the influence of the E.E.E. and their ungodly music.

[devilmunchkin]

no no no.
ranskaldan: the terms are this...
kassio[ei privides military defense for me in case anyone else gets it in their heads to try and attack my paradise. in return, she gets an ass load of coconuts. I made it a stipulation though, that my islands were free to anyone wanting to visit or make new agreements.

[Kassiopeia]

kassio provides military defense for me in case anyone else gets it in their heads to try and attack my paradise. in return, she gets an ass load of coconuts. I made it a stipulation though, that my islands were free to anyone wanting to visit or make new agreements.

Who are you sending them coconuts to?! I want them! ME!