The Conquest Thread

[devilmunchkin]

ranskaldan: no...still can't see it.

kass: ok, but i want anyone in the world to be able to visit as my land has no enemies. (yet.... )

[Ari Rahikkala]

Bah... I would attack the union of those little isles if I only was able to remember its name and acronym...

[Kassiopeia]

DM: So it's agreed then?

[devilmunchkin]

indeed. coconuts for defense and vacationers have full access.

*gets her workers to start rounding up coconuts. puts more revenue into coconut farms.*

[History Guy]

Great news! My German workforce has finally figured out how to use the captured Sausage machines! We will now export genuine sausages to all over the world...except those areas currently controlled by dolphins. As for Cuban cigars, we'd love to import some over here in Eastern Europe...however, we expect Eastern Europe sausages to become a staple in Cuba in return...

[Az]

good for you .
now how about them rules that I've been talking about?

[Anodyne]

Rules? Nay, funkiller!

[Natan]

Siro, if your forces join me, they can recieve an endless supply of Yemeni Qat!

[ranskaldan]

Siro:
Hi! I'm your nextdoor neighbour. Welcome to the friendly western hemisphere.
In the western hemisphere, everyone, like me, Dalgetti, Richelieu, Tungsten, and the duchy of Straylight, are all friends.
Do you want to be a friend with us too?


yours sincerely,
the Chancellor of New Canada

p.s. if you want to ally with the Finns instead, we, meaning the very closely-knit gang that surrounds you on four sides, will crush you.

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devilmunchkin: i don't know how to solve your problem , maybe someone could post the map on another webspace site?

[Frankychan]

I have absolutely no clue as what's going on here

But if its possible, can I join?

[Guynemer]

Chancellor/King/Emperor/Prime Minister/President/Great Poobah Boris Godunov:

After careful deliberation with my advisors, secretaries, interns, groupies, and other assorted hangers-on, we have decided to seek closer relations with your government. We find that our political positions run very close to yours, though we of course would like to remain at peace if at all possible. Might a mutual defense pact be to your liking?

President Guynemer
Eco-Republic of Alaska

[ranskaldan]

frankychan:
yeah, you can join.
As a basic summary, the world is divided into two camps.

One is the Lima Pact, which includes me (Canada), Dalgetti (the Southern Federation), Godunov (Godunova) and LightEning (the Duchy of StrayLight).

On the other side is the Pact of All Pacts, which includes kassiopeia (Greater Finland), his loyal advisor Mercator (Greater Mongolia), the myriad vassals of Finland, History Guy (E.E.E.) and devilmunchkin (East Indies).

A third side is the Honolulu Pact, consisting of Richelieu and Tungsten, (north & south pacific) who are generally friendly with the Lima Pact.

There is also Eli's Israel, which, like in real life, is somewhat alone, but seems to be, so far, opposed to the Finns.

What you can do now, is either take an unclaimed area (mostly islands now), or you can apply to become a vassal of either side.

The link to the map, if you need it, is in my signature.

[Boris Godunov]

Tsar Boris the Great finds President Guynemer's suggestion intriguing. And Boris has always been a huge fan of ecological conservation.

Very well, in addition to the Lima Pact, Godunova hereby enters into a Mutual Protection Pact with Alaska. Said pact is not at all binding on the other members of the Lima Pact and is unrelated to it.

Godunova hereby declares that should any state seek war with Alaska, they consequently will have war with Godunova, and her mighty armies will crush any who do such a foolish thing.

[ranskaldan]

New Canada, on behalf of the Lima Pact, hereby invites Guymener to join as an equal partner in the pact.

[Boris Godunov]

:Conspire: Guymener, I wouldn't do it...those warmongers would have you mixed up in war with Finland in no time.

Why what a nice idea, Rans!