The Conquest Thread

[Dom Pedro II]

Hey, Boris... if you're in a pact with Dalgetti, care to put in a good word for me?


If all else fails, can I still claim Mars? How about Mars and Alpha Centauri! There ya go!

Cowtow all other nations! Fear the might of the Lucasian Empire!

Size : a 4 lightyears!
Population : 0
GNP : $0
per capita income : $0
size of army : 1 man (me)

hmmm... I'm going to need settlers...

[Boris Godunov]

What do you think would happen should I invade Aagloland? Aaglo seems to have abdicated his duties, and my armies are salivating--er, I mean, the people of Aagloland yeard for freedom from his oppression...

Hobbes: You are also granted Lesostho. I can't be bothered with such tiny nations. I suggest making it a golf course or something. And think about dying your hair.

[Boris Godunov]

Dom: Dalgetti is master of his own domain, alas, and while I will vouch for your character, I can't promise he will listen.

[Dom Pedro II]

Good enough

[Hobbes]

Boris: Great, thanks. The people of Lesotho rejoice! What colour should I dye it?

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Dom Pedro II
Good enough

Hardeeharhar. *Tsar Boris not easily amused by such puns*

EDIT:

Hobbes: I dunno, ever try magenta?

[ranskaldan]

Ah... so changes that the map doesn't reflect:

Adenia now controls India.
Finland and Kaladar are involved in messy jungle fighting in Indochina and South China.
New Canada has put down the Oregonian insurrection.
Godunov is a member of the Lima Pact.
Richelieu and Tungsten are being invited to the Lima Pact.
Hobbes is the governor of Zululand.
Dom Pedro II will soon be the governor of Brazil.
Godunov prepares an invasion of Aagloland.

[Hobbes]

When are you gonna update the map?

[Dom Pedro II]

Hardeeharhar. *Tsar Boris not easily amused by such puns*

*Citizen Pedro is genuinely confused* Huh?


And, I'm not governor yet... its still pending... on the other hand, I hold my claim to Mars till I know for sure!

[ranskaldan]

* THE LIMA PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
.Dom Pedro II - Province of Brazil & Mars
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation
Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova
.Hobbes - Province of Zululand
Lightening - Duchy of Straylight

LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)

* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific

* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Aaglo/Kassiopeia - Province of Aagloland
.Mercator - Province of Greater Mongolia
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe

Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)

Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland

Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska

Devilmunchkin - East Indies

Rand Al'Tor - former Roman Empire (hurriedly partitioned between Eastern Europe & Kaladar)

Dr. Stiby - Senegal; Gambia; West Indies; New Caledonia; Djibouti

Morb - Australia minus Tasmania

Arrian - Britain & Ireland

Blisterz - Newfoundland

Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation

Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand

Osweld - Savannahland

Adalbertus/Ecthelion - former Greater Germany (overrun by Eastern Europe)

Chowlett - Ceylon

Slowwhand - Jamaica

unclaimed regimes - Australians in Tasmania; United States of "America"

[ranskaldan]

Map?
probably tomorrow
i hate the idea of opening adobe now.

[Hobbes]

Just call Swaziland-Lesotho-Natal "Zululand". Not so bloody long

[Boris Godunov]

Dom: "Good enough" ...."Godunov"

I thought it was an intentional pun on my name.

[ranskaldan]

hobbes: done.

[Hobbes]