The Conquest Thread

[ranskaldan]

the dolphins find a bottle off the coast of Massachusetts:

my dolphin comrades:

Greater Finland's sea realm is, at best, DISMAL.
If you join the Lima Pact, we will give you ALL OF THE ATLANTIC, and ALL OF THE MEDITERRANEAN, at no extra cost. We will also construct great aqueducts across Europe and North America so that dolphins can freely migrate from the Atlantic to the Pacific and back, in return for human shipping rights over the Atlantic.



your human friend,

Chancellor of New Canada

[History Guy]

Kassiopeia, Mercator,

Sirs, my men have crossed the border, and have proceded to steal all German chickens as planned. The men have convinced me to move onward for a *lightning fast invasion of Germany!!!!* Is this OK with you? If so, when we conquer...I mean, if we conquer...Who gets the place? I mean, hey, it's my boys in Germany, so it should be annexed to my empire, right? Right? Righty-O?

Awaiting your answer,
His Royal Majesty,
King Vlad History Guy

[History Guy]

The dolphins find a bottle off Greenland:

Mein Dolphine Komerades:

The Lima Pact's sea realm is, at best, DISMAL. If you join the Pact of All Pacts, we will give you ALL OF THE ATLANTIC and ALL OF THE MEDITERRANEAN, at no extra cost.

Your Human Friend,
His Royal Majesty,
King Vlad History Guy

Love ya dolphins, man!

[Kassiopeia]

*sends the Southern Army Corps, supported by a horde of air forces, to retake South China*

*sends economic support to EEE in form of 20 000 cows and 10 000 units of poultry*

*decides to occupy Scandinavia and oppress the native population for a while*

*decides to send a crack strike team to Australia to discuss terms of annexment with morb... if they can't reach morb, they will attend to the Melbourne Theme Park for a little R & R*

LightEning:

Well, quite simple. You keep the seas, and keep our seagoing vessels secure, and help us in a possible conflict, and we will keep anyone from trying to cause any harm to you... What exactly do dolphins eat? Tuna fish?

*sends LE a gift of 200 tonnes of tuna*

There goes the foreign relations budjet for today.

[Mercator]

You already have Germany. (check out the newest version of the map)
Proceed further into Europe, Africa and Asia as you wish.

And how about this map... Or maybe that's a little too bland:

http://www.aag.org/HDGC/www/urban/supporting/world.GIF

[ranskaldan]

The dolphins find a message off the coast of Morocco:

As you can see, we have both sides of the Atlantic, whilst the Finns only have one. This way, we can actually give you what we promised, as opposed to the Finns, who will only be able to offer the Arctic Ocean.

Don't listen to the "human fried" of Eastern Europe.

Yours truly

the people of New Canada, Kaladar and the South

[Bosh]

I claim the Grand Imperial Federation of Small Useless Islands That Are Located Somewhat Near the Indian Ocean (GIFSUITARSNIO), which consists of:

Maldives, Seycelles, Mauritius, Qatar, Panang, Cannamore Islands, Coco Islands, Christmas Island, Amsterdam Island, St. Paul Island, McDonald Island, Heard Island, Cozet Island, Prince Edward Island (the one south of south america, not the one in Canada), Gough Island, Tristan de Cunha, St. Helena, South Orkney Island, Reunion, the Comoros, and Socrota, and Timor.

And of these Islands claims by anyone else will face the wrath of the allmighty GIFSUITARSNIO!

[ranskaldan]

Canada invades Hispaniola.

I'd like to see the Finns reach THAT.

[Kassiopeia]

Vlad History, your request for a permission to continue your campaign is approved. You may take it as a part of EEE.
The Eastern Army Corps and the FAF will provide assistance if needed. And keep stealing those chicken! They are of great strategic value!

Btw, I think we can throw Straylight *all* of our aerial waters should the agree to the Pact of All Pacts. And 70 percent of all tuna produced.

[History Guy]

(Excerpts from a 45 minute speech delivered by King Vlad History Guy)

Well, buds...Germany is ours! Yes, we have...and we...Serbia...conquered Germany! Our casualties were...but theirs were a whole heck of a lot more. I say that we can know truly call ourselves an empire! It is...the EMPIRE OF EASTERN EUROPE!!! And...Kassiopeia of Finland has sent...a whole heck of a lot of cows...Thanks...(Clapping)

[Mercator]

/me retakes Kamchatka, and while he's at it, annexes Alaska.

The troops that were patrolling the EEE, have reached home and make preparations for the counterattack in South China.

[Kassiopeia]

Where the heck is Hispaniola?

(The Professional Decease of a Ruler of an Immense Empire strikes again)

[Kassiopeia]

Good to see that Mercator is up to speed. Join the Southern Army Corps and assault South China as soon as you are ready.

[Mercator]

Haiti + Dominican Republic... Next to Cuba.

[Panag]

Originally posted by Eli
Israeli forces start entering the Benelux countries.

Message to ZOG members :

Lama she-lo naase brit mi-shelanu? Ze ihie harbe yoter pashut, ve lo niztareh lehistabeh im kol ha britot ha aherot.

hi ,

whe where not told , snif , snif , now we shall miss the action , ...
Eli this is unfair from you , snif , snif , ...

have a nice day