The Conquest Thread

[Kassiopeia]

Ok... *sends a crack strike team to eliminate the new governor of Hispaniola*

*Hispaniola is retaken to GF*

[Bosh]

NEWSFLASH!
Russian Fishing Fleet flees Greater Finland and Conquers Indian Ocean!

Captain Boris Dunkonov of the GIFSUITARSNIOSS Smirnov gazed out across the bare land of McDonald island. Yes this would be the perfect place for the capital of the GIFSUITARSNIO, the hamburders were plentiful and the vodka deserves would last entire days. From here the fearsom fishy fleet of the GIFSUITARSNIO would issue forth combing the indian ocean for fish and cheap alcohol far away from the grasping spindly fingers of those infernal Finns!

[Ari Rahikkala]

* a new message materialises in the capital of the capital of Greater Finland *

Lesser leader kassiopeia: Unfortunately we must decline the offer, in light of greater possibilities that are just around the corner for us. The tuna fish is sent back to you after our laboratories very negative (or, in a way, positive) results. Next time, make sure your tuna is dolphin safe. Oh, and consider having your ships go through our areas a thing of the past.

* a rather strange-looking human-something hybrid with webbed fingers and large lungs steps into the office of ranskaldan *

I bear a short message: We accept all the clauses of this pact and welcome the addition of several areas of warm waters into our duke's domain. Consider yourselves pactmates and equals with the dolphins.

* the ambassador leaves ranskaldan's office and is later seen diving into the Atlantic sea *

[Anodyne]

Hispaniola = Island east of Cuba, in the Caribbea...

And while GF is waging war in north and south, Adenia sees a great opportunity and invades the whole area of Kashmir, Bhutan, and northeast India (that little part of land between Bangladesh and Tibet that seems like cut off from the rest of India. After that Adenian troops head towards Goa, and eventually, the whole India!

[devilmunchkin]

*is now the world's leading producer in coconuts due to revenue gained from incoming cruise ships. hey..you leaders...i think my place is a great way to go if you wanna get out of the political ring and relax ,.woo hoo!*

[History Guy]

From General Sasha Crybaby, EEE Army

Kassiopeia, Mein Herr, We are so glad zhat you haz dezideed to tozz in yer lot vith oos. We zank you for your azziztanz in zhis campaign.

Zankz!

A young dolphin bumps his head against a bottle with this message inside:

Hey, look, you aren't listening to those guys are you? Hey! For all you know they cheat at cards!! We Fins and Eastern Europeans and Mongolians don't! No way! And, look, we have more tuna than they do! And we have the bomb! Of course...so does everyone...but we have it too! And with your assistance we can defeat these guys at sea, and form a magnificient empire where everyone is equal, girls and boys, men and dolphins!

Your Human Friend,
King Vlad History Guy

[Mercator]

The main Mongolian Cavalry and Guerilla Forces attack Kaladar from the rear (they've taken the liberty to go through India).
Mongolian Infantry joins the Southern Army Corps.

[ranskaldan]

In an absolutely expert move, Kaladar lands near Inchon, Korea and rapidly takes all major ports in Korea.

Kassland has been totally cut off by the Sixth Fleet, originally stationed in the Bay of Bengal, now patrolling the East China Sea.

[History Guy]

The Eastern Europeans march down to clear all of Europe!! All of it! Hahhahahaha!

[Ari Rahikkala]

* LightEning, leader of the Salomon Pod and Duke of Straylight, floats somewhere on the Bermuda Triangle and clearly has some kind of a devious plan in his mind. Unfortunately Ari Rahikkala, the secret Finnish operative who mind controls LightEning, has noticed that he has homework to do and sleep to get, so the duchy of Straylight will have to go inactive for some time *

[History Guy]

*Eastern Europeans smuggle a tiger into the room of the new governor of Korea*

[Bosh]

Captain Boris Dunkonov stroaked his greasy vodka-drenched beard, the reports of cruise ships in the eastern islands looked mighty interesting, he would have to send a detachment of one of his finest whalers and three, no five, trawlers to, how did it go? Oh yes "get out of the political ring and relax." And he really had been meaning to see how useful whaling harpoons were for boarding...

[Mercator]

/me wonders if there is any limit to anyone's armies, shrugs, and promptly dispatches armies to deal with the Korean troubles and to capture Pakistan and Iran.

[devilmunchkin]

*wonders why there is so much fighting*

[ranskaldan]

LOL!!!

the map, btw, is becoming impossible to draw.