The Conquest Thread

[ranskaldan]

that'll be in the next update...
i'll do it tomorrow.

[Natan]

I am sending thousands of fanatical Wahabi warriors to stop the Finns from taking India. Also, Bedouin raiders are looting Iraq and Syria.

[Hobbes]

Stirs of unrest are present not only in Swaziland, but in the surrounding Kwa-Zulu Natal and Lesotho.

[ranskaldan]

New Canada has completed a Maglev route from New York to San Francisco, specially for the use of the dolphins, in return for their gracious tolerance of New Canadian ships crisscrossing the Atlantic.

Twenty specially-designed watertank trains have been designed to carry dolphins from the Atlantic to the Pacific in 12 hours, with a brief stopover at the Great Lakes to relieve claustrophobia for the dolphins. Trains are equipped with speakers broadcasting sea sounds and New Age music, as well as a constant supply of live North Atlantic tuna fish.

Another route, from Houston to San Diego, has been planned. Dolphins have also been given privileges at the Suez Canal.

[Boris Godunov]

Orange: Hey, you'd vanished, so Mozambique was up for grabs. Sorry about the decapitating bit. Maybe that was a bit of overzealousness on the part of my troops. Hey, at least they didn't castrate you impale you, eh?

Hobbes: You are foolish to think there would be significant unrest under my magnanimous, enlightened rule. It is, after all, the FABULOUS realm of Godunova.

However, if you wish to govern Swaziland as a loyal vassal of Godunova, so be it. But you simply must get a haircut.

Tsar Boris I

PS--Godunovan tank divisions are massing in the northern borders of Saudi Arabia...

[Hobbes]

A haircut, eh? Done, but just a trim. I will proudly serve Godunova as the Governer of Swaziland!

[Dom Pedro II]

Who would I see about purchasing Joao Pessoa, Brazil to carve out my own tiny republic?


And if they won't sell, can I raise a revolt there and declare us independent?

[ranskaldan]

Hey!

I thought you were my ally, Godunov?

But oh well
finally someone who belongs to neither the Lima Pact and the Pact of All Pacts!
this should be interesting
will he attack iran? or iraq?

[ranskaldan]

Dom Pedro:

You can wait for Dalgetti to come along and make you, for example, Governor of Brazil.

[Dom Pedro II]

Ah! Thank you, ranskaldan, I'll take it up with him... I hope he's the generous type . Besides, he could use a charismatic, Portuguese-speaking Brazilian to keep the natives in order.

[devilmunchkin]

DM: If you supply us with all the coconuts we need, and we agree to protect you from any outer harm, would you join The Pact of All Pacts?

is there a full document of what this entails? i don't want to get caught up in any fine print.
also, ...
what? you don't think my country can defend itself using coconuts as cannonballs??

[Boris Godunov]

Hobbes: Excellent. Massive state festivities to celebrate to occasion.

Ranskaldan: Ok maybe His Highness Boris is confused...you own the Middle East? I thought it belonged to the new Roman Empire?!

I thought I was in a pact with Dalgetti, but that isn't on the list!

[Panag]

Originally posted by Natan
I am sending thousands of fanatical Wahabi warriors to stop the Finns from taking India. Also, Bedouin raiders are looting Iraq and Syria.

hi ,

what about the Druze , what about the Druze , "we want a job too" , .......

have a nice day

[ranskaldan]

Godunov:

Indeed, I own Iraq, the Levant, and Turkey.
And I, of course, am allied with Dalgetti. I didn't know about your extant agreement with him, but i'll add it in the next edition of the map.

Our common enemy, is of course, Finland. They have overrun Persia and Pakistan. Not shown on the map is that they have also overrun India.

[Hobbes]

Boris: Right on! My Zulus are ready to fight those bastards on the Arabian boarder.