The Conquest Thread

[ranskaldan]

map updated.

dalgetti: Mongol hordes have retaken your north pacific possessions.
Besides, it's the troops from there that i'm using to strike Russia.
Phobos Pact sounds good.

And the news of course:

Kaladar troops are running into some trouble on the Kazakh front, but they are making steady progress on the European front after capturing Kiev and the black sea coast.

In other news, a buffalo fell out of the sky and landed in the presidential palace of EEE. It's strange since no one knows where the presidential palace of the EEE is. The cabinet of the EEE has decided that this is a divine message and made the buffalo the sacred animal of the EEE. From now on, any EEEan found killing, mistreating, or traumatizing a buffalo shall be sentenced to dressing up as a buffalo and jumping around the main squares of EEEan cities while speaking with a swedish chef accent.


* THE PHOBOS PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
.Dom Pedro II - Province of Brazil & Mars
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation
Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova
.Hobbes - Province of Zululand
Lightening - Duchy of Straylight

* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific
frankychan - People's Republic of New Zealand

* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
.Mercator - Province of Greater Mongolia
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan & Turkmenistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Aaglo/Kassiopeia - Province of Aagloland
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe

Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)

LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)

Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland

Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska
***mutual protection pact with Godunovan Empire.

Devilmunchkin - Paradise Isles
***"coconut" pact with Greater Finland.

Rand Al'Tor - former Roman Empire (hurriedly partitioned between Eastern Europe & Kaladar)

Dr. Stiby - Senegal; Gambia; Djibouti

Morb - Western Australia

Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand (overthrown)

Arrian - Britain & Ireland

Blisterz - Newfoundland

Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation

Osweld - Savannahland

Adalbertus/Ecthelion - former Greater Germany (overrun by Eastern Europe)

Chowlett - Ceylon

Slowwhand - Jamaica

unclaimed regimes - United States of "America"

[Frankychan]

thanks ranskaldan!

----
PRNZ News Station 1

"This just in ladies and gentlemen! We have just received news from our government that Morb-controlled Australia has obeyed our demands. The People's military says that they will be sending occupation troops into Eastern Australia to keep the peace.

Reports coming in from Australia state that there was celebrations in the streets. The government has issued this statement:

THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW DAY ON THE PLANET. NO LONGER SLAVES TO WAGES, THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.

A spokesperson for the military has commented that: "Due to the nature of new membership in the Honolulu Pact, our arms and munitions will have to be purchased elsewhere. I do hope that the Empire of Eastern Europe will be able to survive without our valuable margarita's and pina coladas!

[devilmunchkin]

franky chan: haaaaave you ever heard of a communist paradise? my point exacrtly. my people and i wish t o remain a haven and out of twolrd political circles that cause strife and pain. we are an earthly paradise
*sips on her strawberry daquiri*

[Frankychan]

Ahh, Devilmunchkin...

You obviously have not visited the communist paradise I have created in New Zealand. As my Soviet influence expands across the face of the globe, so will OUR version of "paradise". Just so long as the Paradise Isles remain out of PRNZ business, we will remain out of yours.

"strawberry daquiri" eh? The strawberry is the state-prohibited fruit in Soviet territory! Lemons and Limes are the only state-sponsored fruit!

*Chairman Frank lifts up his margarita*

[aaglo]

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Aaglo, the prince and ruler of aagloland, dies suddenly in the age of 101. The citizens of aagloland are being completely lost without their leader - thus becoming the people of 'nomansland'... but they seem to have some incline towards the people of Káladar, because the Godunovians are making their head ache...

Thus the aagloland is joined in Káladar, with enough garrisons to defend their land...

[Mercator]

Partly due to his own loss of sanity (or is that just a facade?), as well as the death of dear ally Aaglo (and the subsequent change of sides of Aagloland), Mercator holds secret talks with ranskaldan and other leaders of the Phobos Pact. The impossible seems to be happening.
Suddenly a shocking, well thought-out plan seems to unfold from the stretches of Greater Mongolia...

In this sudden change of events, Kaladar retreats from Southern China, Laos and Vietnam. Mongolian troops ravage about and when the dust settles, Zevico's and Adenia's provinces of GF have been captured by Mongolian troops. Chowlett's island of Sri Lanka has been lost to the Mongol wrath as well. In the mean time, the largest Mongolian forces gather in the far East to prepare for an unprecendented attack on Kassland, or defense against a possible attack from there. The remaining Mongolian troops strengthen patrols on the borders with Greater Finland, while some join the Kaladan attack force directed towards Finland.
Nothing can stop the Kaladar onset now, the once supreme Finnish alliance has crumbled.
Greater Mongolia has joined the Phobos Pact!

[ranskaldan]

THIS should be interesting!!

Hold on while I sort out my mind. This is just too weird...

[Kassiopeia]

Hey, ranskaldan, what about me, a great leader who's empire is crumbling to bits and pieces...

[Boris Godunov]

The collapse of Aagloland inspires his supreme majesty, Tsar Boris Godunov, to approach his esteemed ally Kaladar and propose an equal division of Aagloland, wherein Godunova retains the two Congos and Tanzania, and the rest goes to Kaladar.

[ranskaldan]

Chancellor ranskaldan agrees to the offer of Godunova, but with one change: Kaladar would like to have the top one third of the two Congos, namely the parts north of the equator.

Kass: You can join the Phobos Pact too. It's pretty hard for everyone to stay peaceful if the entire world is allied.
If you do join, I'll call off the offensive immediately, and you will keep all of European Russia and Scandinavia.

[devilmunchkin]

franky: no probs bob. you are more than welcome t o vacation here like everyone else.
kass..you getting enough coconuts? I've had my scientists experimenting with making them biiger..like the size of watermelons..you like?

[Boris Godunov]

Godunova would not object to that, providing we divide it all at the equator, thereby Godunova would receive the southern portion of Kenya in exchange for the northern portions of the Congos. (Hey, this is kinda like our own version of Torsedillas...)

[ranskaldan]

Ugh... you do realize that aaglo originally gave it to me?

Okay, I'll give you both Congos, Rwanda and Burundi, while I'll take Ethopia, Somalia and Kenya first. We can decide on Tanzania later. In the meantime, make it a Phobos Pact Trust Territory.

News:

In a surprising move, The NCKC (New Canada & Kaladar Confederation) has formed an Anschluss with Savannahland! Savannahland is officially annexed as a self governing region of Kaladar.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by ranskaldan
Ugh... you do realize that aaglo originally gave it to me?

Okay, I'll give you both Congos, Rwanda and Burundi, while I'll take Ethopia, Somalia and Kenya first. We can decide on Tanzania later. In the meantime, make it a Phobos Pact Trust Territory.

However, Godunova has had ancient claims over all of Aagloland and was mobilizing its forces well before Aaglo's untimely death to make good on those claims.

I insist on Tanzania. I will retract the request for any part of Kenya, and will cede the regions of both Congos north of the equator. I could care less about Rwanda and Burundi, but for cartographical ease will take them if need be.

[ranskaldan]

Great. Thank you.

finally I can do the map.

Kassiopeia:

Have you considered the peace offer yet?

You could become a member of the Phobos Pact & get to keep European Russia and Scandinavia.

Or we could roll all the way to the Norwegian Coast.

Mercator:

I've tentatively put Ade, Zevico, and Chowlett as your provinces, though judging from recent events, you might not want too many autonomous provinces around...

edit:

MAP UPDATED

* THE PHOBOS PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
.Dom Pedro II - Province of Brazil & Mars
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation
.Osweld - Province of Savannahland
Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova
.Hobbes - Province of Zululand
Mercator - Greater Mongolian Empire
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan & Turkmenistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Chowlett - Province of Ceylon
Lightening - Duchy of Straylight

* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific
frankychan - People's Republic of New Zealand

* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe

Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)

LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)

Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland

Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska
***mutual protection pact with Godunovan Empire.

Devilmunchkin - Paradise Isles
***"coconut" pact with Greater Finland.

Rand Al'Tor - former Roman Empire (hurriedly partitioned between Eastern Europe & Kaladar)

Zhu Yuanzhang - Grand Imperial Federation of Small Useless Islands That Are Located Somewhat Near the Indian Ocean

Dr. Stiby - Senegal; Gambia; Djibouti

Morb - Western Australia

Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand (overthrown)

Arrian - Britain & Ireland

Blisterz - Newfoundland

Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation

Adalbertus/Ecthelion - former Greater Germany (overrun by Eastern Europe)

Slowwhand - Jamaica

unclaimed regimes - United States of "America"