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  • hmmm...........I will have 5 large green teas please.

    Maybe that will help my headache
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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    • *joins Tia at the table with 5 green teas. looks at drake

      Tia doesn't pay for her drinks DUUHHH,,and if Self sees you buying her a drink he is GONNA KILL YOU!!!
      The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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      • That sounds like a good choice. Excuse me, BW, but could you please make 5 large green teas for Tia? I'd suggest preparing them properly this time; any poison in this tea and you might have a five-headed dragon pursuing you with a baseball bat. We don't want that now, do we?

        **turns back to Tia**

        So, how did you get this horrible headache of yours?

        edit: **thanks BW for the prompt service**
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        • you must be typing with two fingers,,,look at post above..and Tia is my COMPADRE she would never turn on me lest she wants A SPIDER TO CRAWL UP HER ARSE>>>
          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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          • My apologies, BW, I didn't mean to offend you. My mind is elsewhere today.
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            • That is quite alright.. I wasn't angry I am just always IRITATED!!!

              Pours shot of Tequila..for herself Drake and Tia...TAKE IT..this is medicine that will definitly make you feel better..CHEERS
              The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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              • **takes shot, makes a strange face**

                Ahh, nothing mixes with a gin and tonic like a shot of tequila. My liver appreciated that one. Can I have another, preferably of the "body" variety?

                ** braces face for the inevitable slap**
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                • A priest in a black ceremonial robe arrived and put at the door a sign :


                  This Café is an insult to the Christian Moral and should close at once or prepare to pay hell !!

                  Begone Sinners !

                  Zobo Ze Warrior
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                  Your brain is your worst enemy!

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                  • That is my specialty

                    ( o )u( o ) There's the shot..go for it
                    The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                    • ** Drake notices priest as he walks away**

                      Why is that man always following me? It's the strangest thing...
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                      ASHER FOR CEO!!
                      GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                      • Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior
                        A priest in a black ceremonial robe arrived and put at the door a sign :


                        This Café is an insult to the Christian Moral and should close at once or prepare to pay hell !!

                        Begone Sinners !

                        Sees the priest and offers him a body shot

                        ( o )U( o )


                        Oh i forget priest don't like women!!! MRFUN..WHERE ARE YOU
                        The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                        • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                          ** Drake notices priest as he walks away**

                          Why is that man always following me? It's the strangest thing...
                          WELLLL TAKE THE SHOT ALREADY IT'S SLIPPING
                          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                          • Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior
                            A priest in a black ceremonial robe arrived and put at the door a sign :


                            This Café is an insult to the Christian Moral and should close at once or prepare to pay hell !!

                            Begone Sinners !

                            Alright, who let the lionfood in????
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                            • **Drake takes body shot**

                              Ahh, that's more like it. Nothing adds to a stiff drink quite like a lovely bit of "scenery". Thank you very much, BW.

                              I'd love to stay and chat some more with you lovely ladies, but unfortunately I have a prior engagement that I must attend. This is a lovely place you have here, though, and I'm sure I'll stop by again some time.

                              **kisses Tia and BW on their hands**

                              Good night, ladies.

                              **Drake ambles out of the shop**
                              KH FOR OWNER!
                              ASHER FOR CEO!!
                              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                              • **walks in looks around for Mom**

                                **Tiamat??.......MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!**

                                **sees Blackwidow**

                                Hi! Surprised to see me here?? Have you seen my mom?
                                QUEEN OF ALL PIMPS

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