Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Tiamat]

**Tia jumps down off the bar looking around for the idiot who screamed!**

Lonestar........I should have known!

**Tia pulls out her knew toy**

Lonestar do you see this?

**Tia points to a small button in the handle of her new baseball bat**

Lonestar: No.....I can't tell what it is??

Well then come a bit closer to get a better look.

**Lonestar moves in closer**

**Tia pushes the button**

**kkkassshhuuuuunkkk**

**out pops a rotating razor sharp 4 pronged blade**

HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**wooooooooooooshhhh**

**Lonestar's right arm lops off**

Now for the other one!

[Blackwidow24]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???!!!!

*looks around..sees Tia with a block of ice on her head..MF and Lonestar are strangling eachother...Vel &Ishie are necking in the corner..IM and Kass are playing battleship*


GOD you people are boring as helll* rips off tear away shirt to reveal a tank top and spandex pants* Okat Tia Hit the showers apparently you need a break


BW: WHAT CN I GET WHO???

Mrfun you look marvelous as always...but I am afriad i have something bad to tell you..something you may hate me for!!!!! I happen to think Kaak is a very nice man...you just got sucked into his troll theard is all


MF: GIRL you must be crazy..that man is no good

BW: He really IS....(pause) GOOOODDDD

*makes herself two tequila shots and downs them in 2 seconds flat!!!*

[MrFun]

Where did the subject of Kaak come from?

Blackwidow, I like you here on Apolyton -- whether or not you like Kaak. So I do not care either way what you think of him.

Anyway, I just got done splashing a bucket of freezing water onto Immortal Wombat. WATER FIGHT

[Kassiopeia]

*pulls out a grenade launcher and fires it at IW*

A-8.

[Blackwidow24]

Oh it was an earlier post someone else had said for you not toflame them cause they WEREn'T KAak


OHHHH NEVERMIND.

MF: not paying attention throws a bucket of water on IW..but IW has his water force feild on and the water bounces off and lands on MF who is wearing a white t SHIRT.


The water hit him and his nipples grow 5 sizes bigger

BW: HOLY SCHNIZTLE MRFUN..I never knew!!!!

*takes 2 more shots* HAHAHAHA BIG EDIT

[MrFun]

It's all in your imagination, hon. So how much DID you have to drink BEFORE coming in here??

[Tiamat]

Did someone say water fight??!!!

**pulls out cardboard box from behind bar filled with water balloons**

Come on kassiopeia.........bring that launcher over here and lets soak the place

[Blackwidow24]

*goes up to Kass and IW and kicks the battleship board off the table*

That's what I think of you two.......There will be no board games in my place..you wanna play a game PLAY STRIP POKER!!!

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by MrFun


It's all in your imagination, hon. So how much DID you have to drink BEFORE coming in here??

Counts on hands..then takes of shoes and counts toes....

MR. FUN I don't really drink..IT'S ALL IN MY IMAGNATION *wink wink* In real life I am QUITE BORING!!!!! I make tooo much sense and people don't like my straight forwardness..AT LEAST HERE I CAN BE A DRUNKIN DUMBA$$!!!! * BEEELLLCCCCHHH***


@ more shots PLEASE

[MrFun]

cool

[Kassiopeia]

Water fighting? Hahaa, have I spent my time on that hobby when I was a little kid. I still have a Super Soaker 500 stored here somewhere.

[Tiamat]

**slides Blackie her two shots**

Find that super soaker!! I'm just in the mood!

[Blackwidow24]

VENOM enters and being the unsophisticated @$$hole that he is pulls out his pecker

VM: I GOT YOUR SUPERSOAKER RIGHT HERE TIA!!!

TIA:


BW: OOHH ****..I'm getting out here...runs for cover

[Tiamat]

OHhhhh no you don't !! Not without me!! I'm not going to stay here and look at that!

**Tia runs into the kitchen**

[Blackwidow24]

Venom pulls it out and it turns outto be the size of BW'S pinky...

TIA: You don't have pinkies

BW: EXACTLY....

TIA& BW: LAUGH THEIR @$$ES OFFFF