Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24

AHHHHHHHHHH that was nice I need a cigarrette..or a burning building whatever KX can get me first!!

–I COULD burn down that McDonalds across the street.

*KX picks up a can of petrol conviniently placed under the table*

–I´ll be back shortly.

*Steps out of the coffe shop and strides resolutely across the street*

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Thoth
BW: Mmmmmmm.....Pies....mmmmmmm *droools*

Vel: Getting eaten after sex isn't necessarily a bad thing... *cough*

*hands Vel a flyswatter* Just in case she gets uppity.

For the skull thing, just put one hand on your chin, the other on the back of your head, and PUSH.

BW demonstrates..Grabs TH's head..puts one hand on chin and other on the back of the head and smashes hands together....

TH's NOSE EXPLODES...

BW: Ooopppsss..Sorry dude

[Blackwidow24]

MCDONALDS.....*smoke rises from her mouth as she passes the pipe...*

BW: KX WAITTTT get me a Number 4 with extra pickles a coke and super size it before you torch the place

[Thoth]

Komrat: This pipe has never known the taint of tobacco. Herbal remedies only.

*sighs* BW really does care. *sighs* Do you know how hard it is to find a woman to bash your skull out of shape on first meeting? It must be love.

*picks up nose* Someone hand me the pipe

[Velociryx]

Thoth....true....very true....but in this case...I'm talking about you know...beheading, tossing the body in the nearest dumpster kinna thing....::gulp::

-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

Helps Thoth reattach nose...their eyes meet..and the smoke from the pipe clears as they are lip to lip
BW:
TH:
VEL
KX

[Velociryx]

Go Thoth! (just remember....quick reflexes!)

-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

BW and Th draw closer for the kiss..and as their lips touch...Thoth's head CAVES IN...

BW:

TH: WHAT..you're the one who did this

BW: OHHH SURE BLAME ME...GO AHEAD

bw
th:YES DEAR
bw i want out
th:why???

[Thoth]

Wheeee!

*brushes lips across BW's*

*tickles BW's throat with his eyelashes*

Vel: I've got an eye on the exit.

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
MCDONALDS.....*smoke rises from her mouth as she passes the pipe...*

BW: KX WAITTTT get me a Number 4 with extra pickles a coke and super size it before you torch the place

–Got ya!

*KX sets fire to McD after having forced a numer 4 with extra pickles and super size coke out of the hand of a terrified (and rather spotty) youth.*

*Ha, take that Rondal Mc D, he shouts as he triumphantly runs across the streets back into the realtive safety of the coffe shop*

*Hands BW the McD bag*

*Walks over to Toth ang takes another puff at the pipe.

–That´s some good **** you have here, man.

[Thoth]

Hrumph. Cold feet?

*looks for a can of Raid*

Komrat: Some of BC's finest.

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Thoth
Wheeee!

*brushes lips across BW's*

*tickles BW's throat with his eyelashes*

Vel: I've got an eye on the exit.

HMMMMMmmMmMmM

KINKY..BUT I'LL PASSS....

downs shot of tequila

I just needs someone who is a little more SOUND

You know..someone who won't fall apart on me..*snicker*

TH Very funny

[Blackwidow24]

Grabs Mickey D bag..

Thanks KX:
BW: Hits pipe again..Wait one freaking second....
THIS ISN"T THE WIZARD..THIS FREAKING OREGANO>

MAMA MIYA......all of a sudden everyone starts talking in Italian accents

BW: Thisa be some gooda sh*t

KX: Matzaball..use not akidding

TH: HOLY CANOLLI

[Thoth]

hmmm, *pulls out a roll of duct tape*

I think this will help.

[Velociryx]

I'm your Huckleberry, BW....

-=Vel=-