Apolyton Coffee Shop

[MrWhereItsAt]

Nice Avatar, reismark! Champion, mate.

And a couple of shots -Quick F**ks please - it's been a hard week.

Oh, and watch out, Uni's finished, so here come the masses of NZ students (or maybe just me.)

[MrWhereItsAt]

Wait. This is a coffee place, right? I REALLY hope it's the licensed sort.

[Zoid]

*Damn, nobody else here?*
*Makes himself a Pan-galactic gargle blaster before his text-communication class*
*Leaves money on the counter and saunters off*

[MrWhereItsAt]

I don't believe it! What am I, invisible? How didn't Kamrat see me?

But, I HAVE been here alone for an hour. With just a baseball bat and my drink for company. And I guess it IS 8am GMT... Hmm, how did I get in then?

[Zoid]

*KX sticks head back into coffee shop*

–Sorry Mr W, didn´t see you there in the corner. Everything cool?

[MrWhereItsAt]

Er, yeah. Just found a TV and am watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre until the barperson turns up and gives me my QF's.

What time do you make it? I think all the regulars like BW are asleep. It must be night where they are in their crazy countries.

[Tingkai]

*Tingkai walks into the bar. Over in the corner, Wombat is still wondering why, with just one stroke of his hand, his bat exploded into Kamrat X's face. Meanwhile, Kamrat X is flat on his back on the floor with BW crouched over his head spitting out a silk bandage.*

Hmm, this looks like my kind of place.

*Looks at the bartender and is tempted to say "Tia, maria please," but realises that this could be dangerous and instead holds up two fingers crossed in an X.*

*Seconds later, a cold Molson Export slides down the bar."

"Ahh, nothing like a good armadillo."


(Look at the ship on the label.)

[Tingkai]

turn it sideways and: (Trust me, it looks like an armadillo). Yet another bar trick that will truely amaze all, who are drunk.

[Ishtar]

Ish notices new place on the block...comes in to start a Friday...

Hey Everybody!!

Can I have a couple shots Tequila Rose and a Mind Eraser to start the day?

Thanks...got a long day ahead...gotta go. Maybe I can get back tonight to meet everyone!

Ish

[Blackwidow24]

Stretches all eight legs with a triumphant yawn..

BW: GOODMORNING WORLD..I AM THE QUEEN TODAY....ALLLLLL DAYYYY LONGGG

*BW thinks about the old times, about how nobody respected a female KING....*

BW: WELL MR.FUN you got your request..I AM THE QUEEN OF APOLYTON NOW!!!!!

*swings down into the empty bar to prepare for the morning rush of drunks and caffine addicts......*

BW: I am ready for you guys..THE COFFEE SHOP IS NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!

[Ming]

A double columbian please... No... better make that a quad...

[Zealot]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
BW: WELL MR.FUN you got your request..I AM THE QUEEN OF APOLYTON NOW!!!!!

Hey, why not make Mr. Fun the QUEER OF APOLYTON?

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Ming
A double columbian please... No... better make that a quad...

Turns on the columbian music and dances aroung while preparing the shaker.....

BW: *singing* I am queen..Ha ha..Queen of all these men...HA HA

Finishes preparation adds a spider hair for ZING and sends it down to MING.

BW: Good morning Gracious DEITY!!! ENJOY

[Zealot]

"Queer" is not an insulting word, right?

[Ming]

If you want to add a little "zip", I would rather have vodka