Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[Velociryx]

Fight? Nahhh....Self Biased is a fellow author and all 'round cool guy (we worked on the Spartan Chrons together...well, not together exactly, but we were both on the team!)

Not gonna fight my bud....

-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

Oh yeah...Then Ugghh why did I see you GRAB TIA'S BUTTT

MWWWUUUAHAHAHHAA

[Velociryx]

That rumor was greatly exaggerated!

-=Vel=-

[Tiamat]

sorry Vel.....he does tend to get a bit possive sometimes.

**grabs Self by his ear** You just wait till I get you home!

He mentioned that you two used to write together.....he spoke quite highly of you.

[Chowlett]

Self Biased sighting!

give me a shot each of vodka, butterscotch schnapps, baileys and goldschlanger, combined obviously.

[Velociryx]

(and now it's my turn to blush!)

Noooo worries guys....none at all!

-=Vel=-
(giving Self Biased a high five--ya lucky bastard! )

[MrFun]

*** grabs a microphone and reads a poem that I wrote ***

Untitled, by Andrew AKA MrFun

The night is late but sleep refuses to come to you. You just got too many issues to deal with lately. Or maybe it’s a secret about yourself that you just do not want to face.

You come home every night—the time that your own kids are scared of you, and when your wife cries in despair. How many drinks did you have this time?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You have thought about suicide many times before—your mind is on this extreme roller coaster ride. One of your true friends who cares about you, tells you that you need to get some real help. Are you going to deny your problem until it’s too late?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You have always been told that it’s wrong to live like a ******—so you think you have to keep lying to your true self. But why not accept a part of who you really are?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You’re desperate for friends in the new city, so you hang out with those who use you for your money, your car, or whatever. They laugh behind your back. Isn’t it time to stay away from them?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You’re a young adult on a career path that your parents insist you pursue. You have never been so bored in your life—whatever motivation you have for other things, is being stifled. What is your true passion?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You always tell your girlfriend that you love her while you’re ****ing around behind her back. You use her and take her for a fool, when it’s just that she believes in you and trusts you. How sincere are you with that kind of bull****?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You’re a divorced parent of two kids and you spoil them rotten whenever your visitation rights allow you to spend time with them. But you refuse to share responsibility for them. What kind of love could be based on material gifts?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

You always tell others that you’re not a bigot when it comes to gays—you just want to ignore them. Then you say the queer who was killed yesterday brought it onto himself. How much longer can you think like a bigot before you do something you regret?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

All of your friends are wrong when they tell you that you have an explosive temper. One day in an intense argument, you throw a chair at one of your friends. What would have happened to him if you did not miss?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

What is your secret that you’re lying about? Whatever it is, tonight, even sleep itself is too ashamed of you to come to you.

You want sleep?
Get rid of your fear and look in the mirror.

[H Tower]

Originally posted by Tiamat




big butt????? I'll show you big butt! **takes out baseball bat and gets ready to clobber H Tower!**

duh, i was talking to BW

[Zoid]

*Kamrat X re-enters the coffee shop*

–Not much happening here is it? Where´s that anti-matter baseball bat?

–Oh, yeah. It blew up, how could I forget? Hey, Toth. You got your pipe lit? I seem to get that...whatsthename... forgetfulness...yeah that´s it.

*Sits down at bar and watches Toth lite his pipe*

–Yeah, that really hit the spot, buy you a beer?

–Tia, a beer for my ibis friend over here!

[MrFun]

Wasn't the microphone working when I read my poem??

[Zoid]

Yes it was, but we´re ignoring you on purpose. Have a beer instead.

*slides Mr Fun a beer*

[Tiamat]

**slides beer to KamratX**

H Tower.......duuuuuuuu yourself. Is Blackwidow here?? Um.....no, so then who is going to defend her?? ME!!

**tia taps microphone** Yup......seems to be on.

[Thoth]

Originally posted by Kamrat X
*Kamrat X re-enters the coffee shop*

–Not much happening here is it? Where´s that anti-matter baseball bat?

–Oh, yeah. It blew up, how could I forget? Hey, Toth. You got your pipe lit? I seem to get that...whatsthename... forgetfulness...yeah that´s it.

*Sits down at bar and watches Toth lite his pipe*

–Yeah, that really hit the spot, buy you a beer?

–Tia, a beer for my ibis friend over here!

Thanks for the beer.

*passes Kamrat X the pipe* It's good for what ails you.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Kamrat X
Yes it was, but we´re ignoring you on purpose. Have a beer instead.

*slides Mr Fun a beer*

*** smiles, says thanks then pours beer onto Kamrat's head ***