Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

Okay so one to better subjects.....

WHO'S UP FOR BODY SHOTS!!!

[MrFun]

Blackwidow, I am so proud of you.
You deserve the title Queen of Apolyton.

By the way -- someone had a question about gay and queer on this thread. AGAIN

Gay is not an insult for us, and when we use queer among ourselves, it's usually not a bigoted insult for us. However, if a straight person who wants to insult us uses the word queer, we would be insulted.

But one example of the good use of the word queer -- there is this great series on the channel, Showtime called "Queer as Folk." I simply LOOOOOOVE that show.

Anyway, I will take a French cappuccino, Blackwidow.

[Velociryx]

Mmmm....now that sounds deeeelicious, BW

-=Vel=-

[Thoth]

Sounds good.

*grabs bottle of Mezcal*

Who's got the lime?

[Thoth]

Originally posted by Lonestar


Thoth

Wish I knew that. Ever hear of this one?

When making small talk with her parents before a date, never say "Sorry I'm late, I had to stop by the Drugstore first."

It's also a bad idea to hit on her mother.

[Lonestar]

You know what this Cantina needs? A song.


::Pulls up Guitar::

This is a story...about my trip to el Paso, lo' those many years ago.

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Feleena would whirl


Blacker than night where the eyes of Feleena
Wicked and evil while casting her spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love, but in vain I could tell

One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Feleena, the girl that I loved


So in anger
I challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there in silence
Shocked by the foul, evil deed I had done
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there
I had but one chance and that was to run

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away I did ride

Just as fast as
I could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless
Everything's gone in life, nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I saddle up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow a bullet will find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart

And at last here
I am on the hill overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Feleena I go

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left are a dozen and more
Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride

But my love for
Feleena is strong, and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Feleena has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Feleena, goodbye

::stops playing::

thank you, thank you.


What do you mean it's copyrighted material?

[Blackwidow24]

Serves MF French..Choco....whatever....
Grabs lime and places it between her bussoms..


BW: WHO"S FIRST?????

[Blackwidow24]

AHHHHHHHHH the noise is making my ears bleed..SOMEBODY SHUT HIM UP..MRFUN>>HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Serves MF French..Choco....whatever....
Grabs lime and places it between her bussoms..


BW: WHO"S FIRST?????

::drops guitar:: I am, I am!

Oh wait, let me turn off my "nails across the chalkboard voice".


::turns off::

That better?

[Blackwidow24]

Better,,Replace lime

( 0 )l( 0 ) HAHAHHA CAN I DO THAT??????

[Blackwidow24]

AHHH MY SHIRT FELL OFFFFFFF

Runs off screaming

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Serves MF French..Choco....whatever....
Grabs lime and places it between her bussoms..


BW: WHO"S FIRST?????

You are a cool Queen of Apolyton Blackwidow, but as you know, that does not excite me in the least.

And Lonestar -- no guitar for you!!

[Velociryx]

Hmmm...might have to do the whole body shot thing without my glasses....can't see as well....bad aim....might miss the lime and DAMN the bad luck....

-=Vel=-

[Blackwidow24]

QUICK MRFUN let me borrow your shirt..


you have such GREAT taste in clothing!!!

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by MrFun


You are a cool Queen of Apolyton Blackwidow, but as you know, that does not excite me in the least.

And Lonestar -- no guitar for you!!

Guitar Nazi.