Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24


BW: Yes KX..MORE...

*bw chucks a pineapple at ZT and it hits him in the face..them slides a bottle of rum down the bar..which he misses because he is sprawled on the floor from being hit in the head with a pinneapple. The Rum slides past him and straight to KX*

KX: Hmmmm Thanks man.... Anyone got a light for my DOOBIE??

BW: NO..this is the non dobbie smoking section..you wanna smoke..go over there.
*points to the outside of the coffee shop where all the bums are pissing and puking*

KX: Ah I get it

*Kamrat X decides to save the reefer for later*

–Maybe you should send someone out with the baseball bat, bums puking outside the coffee shop can´t be good for business

[Zealot]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
*bw chucks a pineapple at ZT and it hits him in the face..them slides a bottle of rum down the bar..which he misses because he is sprawled on the floor from being hit in the head with a pinneapple. The Rum slides past him and straight to KX*

Did I say something to make you this mad?

[Blackwidow24]

BW Looks at RM:

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN..THE USUAL... Like I keep tabs of what you drink..now tell me what you want and I will get it..
BW: KX you are right can you take care of that for me???

and ZT: I am NOT ANGRY..GAWDDDD..I get stuck with a sensitive man drinking pineapple rum drinks at 8 am in the morning..GEEEZZZZZ...*throws ZT a tequila shot and pours one for herself*
BW: Down it and then I shall respect you..chicken out and I will always rag on you!!!!!\

ZT Okay GULP

BW&ZT: down the shot

ZT: WahoooooOOOOOOOOOOO

Give me another

[Zealot]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
and ZT: I am NOT ANGRY..GAWDDDD..I get stuck with a sensitive man drinking pineapple rum drinks at 8 am in the morning..GEEEZZZZZ...*throws ZT a tequila shot and pours one for herself*

It's 14:49 in Portugal, missy!

[Blackwidow24]

I own the damn place we are running on CENTRAL STANDARD TIME..it is 8 am MKAY!

[Thoth]

How about a large coffee with a hefty shot of Frangelico in it?

(Where's the bleary eyed emoticon???)

[Zoid]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
BW: KX you are right can you take care of that for me???

–Of course BW, your wish is my command

*goes outside with baseball bat held high*

*whacks several bums with baseball bat, then whacks them again for good measure*

–And stay away, you no good bums! Go pester Starbucks instead, this is a respectable establisment!

*comes back in, wiping blood of the bat*

–Ah, keeping the surroundings bum-free is thirsty work, indeed.

–Give me a pint of Tetleys ale, m´dear

[reismark]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
BW Looks at RM:

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN..THE USUAL... Like I keep tabs of what you drink..now tell me what you want and I will get it..

The same thing I got yesterday - double hot chocolate. That's all I EVER get

[Blackwidow24]

Throws KX some Tetley's Ale...

Looks at Thoth's order:a large coffee with a hefty shot of Frangelico in it?

BW: looks at labels on liquor bottles while flipping pancake for Vel and her breakfast date....
BW: AHHA here it is...*flips pancake and grabs bottle of RAT POISON that sits next to the Frangelico by mistake*

Serves Thoth...Here ya go sweetie.
*looks at Vel seductivly*
NOW WHERE IS THE ORDER OF SAUSAGE I Rquested....GrrRRRrrrRrr

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by reismark

The same thing I got yesterday - double hot chocolate. That's all I EVER get

BW; writes downof chalk board....RM..Double hot chocolate...
Boils a pot of water..pours in the chocolate mix adds some special marshmellows and a small dose of female hormones and sends it downthe bar....

[Thoth]

*sips coffee* AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! Blessed Bean Juice!

All Hail The Holy Goddess Cafeina!

*tips BW*

Thanks dear

[Velociryx]

Somebody see a lovely BlackWidow in here?

I heard a rumor she had a sudden craving for.....orange juice...yep, that was it!

-=Vel=-
(OJ in hand)

[Venom]

lurk

[Blackwidow24]

Hiya there Big BOy...

Flips pancake on dish infront of Vel...
So tell me..are you and Ishie an item yet??*winkwink*
I have this THING for taken men!!! GrrrrRRrrrRrrRrr
Takes a peice of pancake and feeds it to Vel..OHHH And I guaruntee You will be seeing STARS after I am done with you!!

[Thoth]

RUN VEL RUN!

She's got a baseball bat!