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  • Stop yelling.......I"m going I'm going......

    braaaaaaiiiiiinss need brains. No sleep.....need cofee

    **Tia goes behind bar and opens coffe beans and starts to eat them**

    Ahhhh.....ok now what was it you wanted......oh yes.

    **picks up bowl for BW**
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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    • Originally posted by Blackwidow24
      SHHHOOOOSSSHHHH

      HOW DARE YOU TAKE MAO'S NAME IN VAIN....

      BW: Bows at Mao's Feet.

      OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MAO..It is an honor to have you here..We have ressurected this shop in your image.

      TIA QUICK...get a bowl so i can wash his feet!!!


      So this place is not really a coffee house -- it's a secret, underground worshipping temple.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • Look's like it's a true Coffee Shop here. From Amsterdam !
        They are eating more than simple donuts here ...
        Zobo Ze Warrior
        --
        Your brain is your worst enemy!

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        • Takes water dish from Tia. and proceeds to walk towards Mao...
          trips over MR>FUN's Big feet and spills water all over MAO.

          MAO: YOU HAVE MADE THIS DIETY VERY ANGRY

          BW:It wasn't me..he tripped me
          MAO: SILENCE YOUR INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
          BW:BUT...BUT..BUT

          MAO: *poof* Mao disappers and transforms BW from w Beautiful spider to a hideous girl....

          BW: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My Legs..my eight legs...My beautiful hairy body... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME MAO..

          Tia you got anything tko fix this??? and yooouuuu

          *turns and looks at Mr. FUN*

          MF: What? I was just wonder..

          BW: GET OUT

          MF: but I.....

          BW: GET OUT BEFORE I HURT YOU!!!

          MF: But I'm sorry

          TIA..you better leave or get down on your hands and knees and grovel...
          The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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          • sniff, sniff
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • BW; Ohhhh don't cry..... GEESH..fine I'm sorry for yelling at you..

              Tia get him a fresh glass of OJ!

              See I'm okay

              MRFUN:
              BW:
              MRFUN:

              Okay so the least you can do is clean up this wet mess here...
              The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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              • I will kill you all!!!!!!!!
                Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                • BW; Shut up little man..I have problems of my own to worry about right now...Tia have you whipped that spider transformation potion up..i have an urge to hang from that rafter...right..there
                  The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!

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                  • COME ON THEN!!! COME GET SOME!!!

                    I'm right here....take swing....
                    Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                    • Dino shatters Venom's glass jaw before throwing him out.

                      AND STAY OUT!
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • Ooops! You missed!

                        Here I am, here I am, here I am!
                        Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                        • They don't seem to like you much.
                          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                          We've got both kinds

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                          • Last time I checked, you didn't either. Neither does anyone else. Oh well, more people for me to kill then! YEAH!!!!
                            Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****

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                            • Oh yeah.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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                              • Originally posted by Venom
                                Ooops! You missed!
                                ....

                                Dino shoots Venom through his heart and incinerates Venom's remains.

                                Hopefully that will work this time.
                                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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