Jesus Christ, my roommate just nearly about attacked me

[Stefu]

So I'm going to bathroom and one of my two roommates starts coming at me with a stick or something and shouting like a complete madman about how the kitchen is unclean and there's piss on the bathroom floor

(And naturally, before this, he's been nothing but a quiet and polite guy who hasn't complained to me about anything much)

Furthermore, WHAT THE ****

[Az]

what kinda of a ***** ass ***** are you? You should go and tease him further, trying to provoke a response. If he dares to attack you, kick his ass. Otherwise, always remind him of this incident, and how he's your *****.

[/Supercitizen]

[JohnT]

Stop pissing in the kitchen.

Damn, but I'm good at this advice stuff.

[Gangerolf]

A person can only take so much urine on the bathroom floor, you know.

[Dr Strangelove]

If your roomate thinks he's Jesus Christ what did you expect? Go out and find a more sane roomate. Of course, if you continue to piss on the floor and fail to do your end to keep the place tidy you may find yourself unable to keep a lucid roomate and you may find yourself back in the same situation. It's something to think about.

[Stefu]

I had been a bit careless when going to the bathroom last night at about 4:00 and a bit too tired to remember to clean it up. It's not like I'm a compulsive floor-pisser or something. And it is possible I could have been a bit neater, but it would have helped if he had, you know, said something about it, in a normal voice and WITHOUT THE STICK-WAVING AND STUFF?

[Az]

*****!

[Shi Huangdi]

Well, floor pissing can get a reaction out of people.

I had the same problem at an earlier time with one of my roomates. We had got along well before, then one time I asked him to rinse my pot after he uses it if he wants to use it. Apparently that triggered something, and so later he came up to me screaming that there was grease on the stovetop.

The key in dealing with such a situation is not to take it. I told him firmly in a loud voice that he was not my father or anything like that, and that if he had any problems with me he can discuss it with me normally. If you don't stand up for yourself, you risk them doing such things again, you need to send a message that that is not OK.

But then, again, you pissef on the floor. That's ****ing disgusting, and he does have some right to be angry..

[Az]

your roomie still goes potty?

[Shi Huangdi]

cooking pot, jackass!

[laurentius]

This is pretty weird ****

Cant you guys just be normal?

[Az]

Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
cooking pot, jackass!

What are you going to do, attack me with a broom?

[Shi Huangdi]

No, I will INSULT YOU OVER THE INTERNET if you do not cease!

[Ben Kenobi]

Wow, you two share a chamber pot?

[Theben]

Were you drunk when you missed?

I admit my apartment isn't the tidiest but only I live here so only I have to deal with it. When I lived with others I held up my end of the cleaning.

So either pick up (and wipe up) your mess or else get your own place.