Jesus Christ, my roommate just nearly about attacked me

[Theben]

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Wow, you two share a chamber pot?

No, BD cooks with it, his roomie pisses in it.

[Shi Huangdi]

What was that Theban, I can't hear you! Maybe I should ask your much cooler and much more sopisticated brother for an interpretation of you?

[Az]

wow, teh PWNGE.

[Dinner]

Those crazy Finns. They always act so quiet and introverted but little do you know they are ticking time bombs waiting to explode.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
What was that Theban, I can't hear you! Maybe I should ask your much cooler and much more sopisticated brother for an interpretation of you?

interpretation 'of' me? What are you, an art student? After reading some of your threads, that's probably a good choice...

[Combat Ingrid]

Originally posted by Oerdin
Those crazy Finns. They always act so quiet and introverted but little do you know they are ticking time bombs waiting to explode.

He was probably just out of coffee

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by Theben


interpretation 'of' me? What are you, an art student? After reading some of your threads, that's probably a good choice...

It figures that you would consider being an art student an insult, Theban, seeing as how you are one of those ignorant Red-Staters over their Indiana. I guess if you are here it means they must have started putting the internet in the Wal-Marts, as a Red stater would be nowhere else on a weekend. BTW, I reccomend you have a word with your neighbor after Bible Study tonight, I hear your sheep has been cheating on you with him!

[Ramo]

Clearly what you need to do is defecate all around the apartment, and hurl it at your roommate, as Sir Santa of Claus does. There will be much defecation come Christmas.

[MrFun]

You should have asked which room it would have been okay to piss on the floor in before doing so.

[C0ckney]

it's not very nice when you walk into your bathroom and find some **** has pissed all over the floor. but yeah he should have just called you a dirty bastard and got you to clean it up.

[Sprayber]

piss on his bed and see what happens.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Shi Huangdi

It figures that you would consider being an art student an insult, Theban, seeing as how you are one of those ignorant Red-Staters over their Indiana.

I apologize to any art students that were offended by my lumping Black Dragon with them.
And Indianapolis is a shining blue bastion in an otherwise dreary state.

I guess if you are here it means they must have started putting the internet in the Wal-Marts, as a Red stater would be nowhere else on a weekend.

I've never been in a Wal-mart, let alone made a purchase from one.

BTW, I reccomend you have a word with your neighbor after Bible Study tonight, I hear your sheep has been cheating on you with him!

Where did you get the impression that I was from New Zealand?


Oh, you crazy wannabe Chinese types. Maybe if the Communist party didn't still dictate what you can and can't say, you could create (and interpret) an original thought.

[Provost Harrison]

You share a room? With two other people Yikes, that would drive me insane!

[Winston]

Stefu, just buy him a bottle of vodka and a brand new switchblade knife, and you know you'll have a friend for life.

[Boris Godunov]

I'm sure by "roommate" he was meaning "housemate" in ye olde English, as in Americun we say "roommate" to mean anyone not related with whom we live.

And this makes me thankful that I live with one of my best friends and we have the exact same level of tidyness. That, and we're not crazy *******s who go around waving sticks at people.