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    Last edited by Ted Striker; August 3, 2020, 18:16.
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • Forget about Turkish women - their fathers wont let you marry them anyway, and that's the only way to get them. Swedish women on the other hand...
      So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
      Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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      • Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
        Forget about Turkish women - their fathers wont let you marry them anyway, and that's the only way to get them. Swedish women on the other hand...
        I'm sure Turkish fathers wouldn't mean a wealthy stranger with an American passport...
        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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        • Originally posted by Ted Striker
          Yeah, they are fun to look at

          I feel sorry for their husbands though!
          But we don't feel sorry for their poolboys eh?

          and Turk girls

          By the way Russian women can be very attractive and based on what I've heard they can be rather liberal about certain nocturnal activities...
          Who is Barinthus?

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          • Well you're not getting in here. You're from that terrible country far away across the ocean that refused to elect John Kerry whom we all love very, very much because he's not George Bush.

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            • Hey I voted for Kerry, don't hate me
              Who is Barinthus?

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              • So you say, but it's a well known fact to every European that no American voted enough for Kerry. It's simply not good enough.

                And we're nearly out of napkins.

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                • Originally posted by Barinthus
                  By the way Russian women can be very attractive and based on what I've heard they can be rather liberal about certain nocturnal activities...
                  Most definitely, as long as you're not Russian yourself. ( Serb flame in 3.. 2.. 1.. )
                  "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                  "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                  2004 Presidential Candidate
                  2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                  • Originally posted by Winston
                    Well you're not getting in here. You're from that terrible country far away across the ocean that refused to elect John Kerry whom we all love very, very much because he's not George Bush.
                    You can have him.
                    "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                    "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                    2004 Presidential Candidate
                    2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                    • I think Winston is being sarcastic.

                      And I have friends in San Diego (well, one friend, she has many friends).
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • Originally posted by Theben
                        I was thinking San Diego.
                        Spazz is thinking of moving back to Chicago.
                        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                        • Spazz says all kinds of things.
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                            Ted Striker

                            And no, the South isn't entirely backwards... well, at least Atlanta and Nashville aren't .
                            Nashville

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                            • Originally posted by Ted Striker
                              whoah
                              And thus Ted's career as a Turkish prison guard began...

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                                Last edited by Ted Striker; August 3, 2020, 18:17.
                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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