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  • Ted Striker Applying For Eurocom Political Asylum

    Alright which one of you is going to take me in?


    I like Falco, Hasselhoff, black leather, and can cuss at people in Deutsch. Plus I like Turkish women.


    So it must be Germany.

    Deutschland uber alles!!!!!!!
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    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    Ted Striker
    "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
    "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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    • #3
      /me joins with Ted in the ex-pat bandwagon.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #4
        Excuse me, but I believe the correct answer is

        FINLAND

        Because coming to Finland is your fate and destiny, as you need to meet the SuperCitizen and form the tag-team of WORLD-SAVING AWESOMENESS.

        Which would be awesome.
        "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
        "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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        • #5
          Hey, you got the colours right
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #6
            Since you're hung like horse, why don't we trade? I come there and you come here (in Europe, you can relocate youself without troubles anywhere you want once you're in here). So it's like a trade. One hung one for another.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Stefu
              Excuse me, but I believe the correct answer is

              FINLAND
              Hmmm, let's see, leave someplace warm and semi-tropical for a part of the globe above the Arctic circle?
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #8
                You're forgetting that after four years of Bush environmental laws Finland will be a warm and breezy place full of palm trees and Hawaiians
                "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                • #9
                  Just leave guys. Anything to the left of Jerry Falwell is never going to succeed in your country, because most of your countrymen are morons.

                  Just wear a shirt saying "I left because of Bush" so that people won't spit on you.
                  Only feebs vote.

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                  • #10
                    Stefu and Agathon
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #11
                      So in case you want to come here, I give you few openers with teh ladies... you see I can hook you up. Try to memorise these.. these are just openers but gets you started:

                      Sakset auki! (it means that she should give you attention)
                      Arpi auki ja eritä limaa! (means that you are ready to show her the wonders, but means fun not sex)
                      Pesä jakoon tai tuun kyljestä sisään (means that you want to get to know her better and she should dump extra friends now)
                      Oksa on jo kovana (means that you hope she likes you as well)
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        Maybe I should put some serious consideration into going to college in Europe

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                        • #13
                          What? and drop the US average IQ with another few points!!?
                          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                          • #14
                            I'm going to need to work on Bunnygrrl, as she wants to remain on the same continent as her mother. I want to go somewhere warm or temperate with a better economy than the U.S. is going to have. It might be great for business, but it's gonna suck to be a working stiff.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              on a related note... i might see about joining boskho in daehan minguk...
                              B♭3

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