Ted Striker Applying For Eurocom Political Asylum

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Agathon
The Democrats should just give up. Too many Americans are more interested in persecuting gays, blacks and women than anything sensible.

Yup, thats why they voted for a guy who appointed the first African American sec of state in US history, the first women national security advisor, the latter a black woman no less.

[Pekka]

lotm, is that something? we have a woman president

Though she sucks.

[Sava]

Originally posted by lord of the mark


Yup, thats why they voted for a guy who appointed the first African American sec of state in US history, the first women national security advisor, the latter a black woman no less.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Ramo
This election has convinced me to apply to (Physics) grad schools outside of the country. Any decent schools in Barcelona?

Whether or not there are good unis there, go to Barcelona nonetheless

[alva]

How about becoming a lobbyist in Brussels.

[BeBMan]

I have a long term solution for Ted if he wants to stay in the US But it requires a lot of patience and work. Here's the idea:

- hit lots of US women
- breed an army of striker warriors
- let them vote for the candidate of your choice

Alternatively you also can deploy them to take over the US and rule as enlightened monarch

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Stefu
You're forgetting that after four years of Bush environmental laws Finland will be a warm and breezy place full of palm trees and Hawaiians

My thoughts regarding Montreal's climate are similar.

[KrazyHorse]

You and Baldwin can both catch the redeye to Vancouver, Ted.

[Theben]

I'll ex-patriate to California!!!

[Agathon]

Yup, thats why they voted for a guy who appointed the first African American sec of state in US history, the first women national security advisor, the latter a black woman no less.

Uncle Tom and Auntie Tammy. You make the call.

[klesh]

I am in need of asylum as well. I am going to home depot to build a raft shortly.

[KrazyHorse]

Flee to Cuba.

[klesh]

The current in the ocean goes the other way. (I'm in Massachusetts)

[KrazyHorse]

You're fine then. Just sit tight. Our troops will be arriving shortly.

[Saras]

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