Ted Striker Applying For Eurocom Political Asylum

[Q Classic]

problem with vilnius is that it's in lithuania.

[KrazyHorse]

The only problem with lithuania is that it sucks

[Theben]

Originally posted by Trajanus
Hmm thing is if all Bush haters come over here then Bush rightwing fundies will stay in power for eternity there. How about we all move over there to break the tyranny of the Bush dynasty!! (maybe after George, it'll be Jeb's turn )

This election's convinced me that America's not worth fighting for anymore. 1/2 the population are idiots, and the the other half too incompetent to keep the idiot-king from a 2nd term. IOW, they got what they voted for.

[Theben]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
problem with vilnius is that it's in lithuania.

I see that after one year of devotion you're avatar has come back in style.

[Saras]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
The only problem with lithuania is that it sucks

No nono, it's the finnish she-president.

[Q Classic]

I see that after one year of devotion you're avatar has come back in style.

YEAH BABY, YEAH!

[Sprayber]

Originally posted by Theben


This election's convinced me that America's not worth fighting for anymore. 1/2 the population are idiots, and the the other half too incompetent to keep the idiot-king from a 2nd term. IOW, they got what they voted for.

Stop talking and start walking.

[Tattila the Hun]

Originally posted by Saras
shameless plug follows:

Vilnius

Beer in highstreet bar - $2.20
Large pizza in a decent pizzeria - $5-6
Renting a 1 bedroom flat - anywhere from $80 in a really bad neighbourhood and in crap shape to $1000 for babe magnet, automatic undresser penthouse ones
Average monthly wage (net) - $400

Intangibles - hottest babes ever (based on impartial 3rd party research of course )
Good basketball
No earthquakes, floods, tornadoes, heat waves or temperatures below 25 degrees celsius

And no Bushies...

[Sandman]

Scotland needs people. Go for it, like.

Bad weather, what bad weather?

[Pekka]

Sounds excellent, except the

Average monthly wage (net) - $400 <- part. Of course this reflects to the salaries that pays more as well..

But then again, it might not be a bad idea to put up a business in there. Or buy a business and make it work.

[Saras]

--"But then again, it might not be a bad idea to put up a business in there."

Amen.

--"Or buy a business and make it work."

I have some ****ty companies that we can't sell. Want one?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Sprayber

Stop talking and start walking.

Hey, I said I'll move to California!!

[Pekka]

Saras, I don't know much about businesses .. I would only be able to do some amateur level effeciency watch, to see hwo they work and manage the business and handle their stuff and see if there's anything that they could do better, save more money, and profit more, make it more efficient. Especially the managment level, there's usually some space for me to hammer on .

I'm a firm believer of "YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WORK HERE FOR FREE!' *WHIpff* and let the whips fly baby.. get a German immigrant there to use the whip and talk with heavy german accent in english.. create a new culture in there, not an atmosphere of fear but an atmosphere of... something.

[Nubclear]

Serious question: Should the US slip into despotism (like we all know it will), what nations would grand asylumn to Americans seeking refuge?

[Monk]

Re: Ted Striker Applying For Eurocom Political Asylum

Originally posted by Ted Striker
Alright which one of you is going to take me in?

I like Falco, Hasselhoff, black leather, and can cuss at people in Deutsch. Plus I like Turkish women.

So it must be Germany.

Deutschland uber alles!!!!!!!

Sounds like a decent plan. Just remember to be careful about singing 'Deutschland über alles' too loud once you get there.

But hey, if you like Turkish women, you can live in Kreuzberg with plenty of people who don't speak German anyway.



Oh, and Kuciwalker and others, you should indeed put serious consideration into studying abroad for a year or something. Regardless of who's running the show back home.