Re-establish the Ottoman Empire?

[GePap]

No, no no, Imran. Its:


KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Imran Siddiqui]

Sorry, I don't watch Star Trek

[GePap]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Sorry, I don't watch Star Trek

It's an issue of feeling.

[Lancer]

We could trade Iraq to Turkey for Constantinople and give Con to Greece to make them feel good, and get them to support the formation of a mighty hostile neighbor (Ottoman empire) on their border. Turkey gets oil and the Greeks get to do some revenge ethnic cleansing. :b

JohnT, yes indeady.

[Winston]

Give the entire Middle East to anyone who wants it, and is willing to give it a good home.

[MrFun]

Before we give Turkey back it's empire, I am entitled to my own empire.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by MrFun
Before we give Turkey back it's empire, I am entitled to my own empire.

Iowa isn't an empire.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by MrFun
Before we give Turkey back it's empire, I am entitled to my own empire.

You want to be the King of Queens? ( )

Or Emperor Norton? :

" WHEREAS, it is necessary for our Peace, Prosperity and Happiness, as also to the National Advancement of the people of the United States, that they should dissolve the Republican form of government and establish in its stead an Absolute Monarchy;

NOW, THEREFORE, WE, Norton I, by the Grace of God Emperor of the Thirty-three states and the multitude of Territories of the United States of America, do hereby dissolve the Republic of the United States, and it is hereby dissolved;

And all laws made from and after this date, either by the National Congress or any State Legislature, shall be null and of no effect. All Governors, and all other persons in authority, shall maintain order by enforcing the heretofore existing laws and regulations until the necessary alterations can be effected.

Given under our hand and seal, at Headquarters, San Francisco, this 26th day of July, 1860. "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A678026

[Verto]

Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
Sorry, I don't watch Star Trek

Nobody's perfect.

[Dis]

I still say we should re-establish the Roman empire.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Lonestar


Iowa isn't an empire.

You just wait you arrogant, peon ***** -- YOUR DAY OF PUNISHMENT WILL COME.

[MrFun]

pr!ck is censored!?

[Dis]

I can't even figure out why Iowa is a state. It should still be a territory.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by molly bloom


You want to be the King of Queens? ( )

Or Emperor Norton? :

" WHEREAS, it is necessary for our Peace, Prosperity and Happiness, as also to the National Advancement of the people of the United States, that they should dissolve the Republican form of government and establish in its stead an Absolute Monarchy;

NOW, THEREFORE, WE, Norton I, by the Grace of God Emperor of the Thirty-three states and the multitude of Territories of the United States of America, do hereby dissolve the Republic of the United States, and it is hereby dissolved;

And all laws made from and after this date, either by the National Congress or any State Legislature, shall be null and of no effect. All Governors, and all other persons in authority, shall maintain order by enforcing the heretofore existing laws and regulations until the necessary alterations can be effected.

Given under our hand and seal, at Headquarters, San Francisco, this 26th day of July, 1860. "

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A678026

sounds fabulous

[Ben Kenobi]

Tying the thread together, to get to the Kor of it.

pr!ck is censored!?

You never try "if you ***** me, shall I not bleed?"